One of these things is not like the other (in our favorite sushi restaurant)

(Why does everyone always pick on the French?)

As opposed to a dead clean one, I guess.

(Honestly, I love their products. They're low on chemicals and eco-friendly. I just love their inadvertent juxtaposition of concepts more.)

When kids books get a little too obscure

("Aaannhh-urgh! Aaannhh-urgh!" pretty much sums up how I've been feeling lately. "Aaannhh-urgh! Aaannhh-urgh!", you guys.)

We were close enough to see their thinning hair. Wait, that was EVERYBODY in the stadium. Well, we were really close. This isn't very wordless.

Because if you don't, they might "sue" you