So who wrote this? YOU TELL ME.

A while ago a friend offered to update my blog for me.

“What, like guest post?” I said.

“No, pretend to be you,” she clarified.

I made a face. My brain automatically thought, “my readers would be mad at me!”, and then pointed out that I likely don’t have any readers that would care anymore. Because I haven’t updated my blog.

“What would you say?” I asked. I was pretty sure nobody could pretend to be ME convincingly. Because I am a unique and special snowflake.

“Probably, I dunno, I’m sorry I haven’t updated in so LONG, and ohmygod I feel so GUILTY, and something about I’ve been so busy blah blah blah.

Huh.

That does sound…quite a lot like me.