Saturday
Aug112012
So who wrote this? YOU TELL ME.
Saturday, August 11, 2012 at 6:40PM A while ago a friend offered to update my blog for me.
“What, like guest post?” I said.
“No, pretend to be you,” she clarified.
I made a face. My brain automatically thought, “my readers would be mad at me!”, and then pointed out that I likely don’t have any readers that would care anymore. Because I haven’t updated my blog.
“What would you say?” I asked. I was pretty sure nobody could pretend to be ME convincingly. Because I am a unique and special snowflake.
“Probably, I dunno, I’m sorry I haven’t updated in so LONG, and ohmygod I feel so GUILTY, and something about I’ve been so busy blah blah blah.”
Huh.
That does sound…quite a lot like me.
by Keely | 9 Comments
Keely | 9 Comments
Reader Comments (9)
I care. You are still in my google reader, a fact you know is true because you posted just moments ago and HERE I AM, commenting.
Also you tweeted the other day, and I was happy to see you.
Oh goodness! I don't think you're too easily replaced nor can you be duplicated.
Hey you...where you been? Missed you and no substitute will do!!
Ha
Hugs
SueAnn
Sounds like she's tapped into the thought processes of the reluctant blogger. I wouldn't know anything about that though.
Can she write a post for me too? Not sure I even remember my password anymore.
Dude, that is the best idea EVER! Except that if I'm going to have someone pretend to be me, I want them to get rip-roaring drunk and just spew whatever they like. And then when all five people who read my blog are like, "What the shit, Steph, that was even more ridiculous than your usual dribble?" I can be all like, "Oh yeah, didn't I tell you guys? I have an EVIL TWIN."
Wanna get drunk and be my evil twin?
Life does that to us sometimes. We get caught up in the mysteries and the unknown of life that we do get too busy to blog about the reason we started blogging in the first place. Well if she update yours, she might as well update mine as well.
Hot damn I'm so funny.
Hey guys,
Keely here, I haven't posted in such a long time forgot my login so I'm just going to make a post in the comments.
My child has been fiddling with the Xerox machine. Every time we try to go to photocopy something, it comes out covered in fingerprints as if they were evidence from a crime scene. I think the flashing light that zooms across the glass reminds him of a super hero Alfred told him about.
The day care keeps feeding my kid kraft dinner noodles, god damn.
I am really busy. Today I picked a bunch of mint from my garden and then made mojitos. After drinking my garden away, I was really tired. So I went to roller derby practice to pep myself up and fell down a lot.
But now I have a really cool bruise. I can draw eyes on it and it kind of looks like a dog.
Speaking of dogs, my dog puked up an entire refrigerator today. I don't mean metaphorically, she literally puked up an entire refrigerator. Great thing to come home to.
Oh, and we decided to turn our basement into a speakeasy, which should help fund the renovations.
Okay, my child is now literally on top of my head. Literally.