Recent injuries

- A bruise the size of an apple and the color of an eggplant on my right ass cheek, where I fell in derby with my skate wheel tucked under my butt

- Several bruises and some velcro rash on my shoulders where we practiced hitting at derby

- a bruise/scrape in the middle of my back from where part of a gazebo I was trying to build fell over and landed on me

- Sunburn on my chest, neck, face & scalp (totally counts) (it’s really red)

- A hole in my heart from when I discovered Michael Bay is making the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles into aliens.

Comments

[Michele]

Turning them into aliens? That is just wrong!

[julianna]

No pictures? :( Michael Bay has ruined so many good childhood things for me...

[Casey]

Damn dude. Badass, but damn. And put on some fucking sunscreen.

[Beth @ Remarkably Domestic]

Owwwwwwww!

You weren't kidding about the gardening and/or general carpentry.