I’m not sure what charity this 5k benefits, but I’m thinking it has something to do with brains.

Ohmygawd you guys, I really really really want to do this. I neeeeeeeeeeed to do this. I was BORN to do this.

Even though you’re not allowed to bring weapons, apparently. Where’s the realism in that?

Anyway, who wants to do it with me?! Pick a city. I’ll meet you there and we will run for our lives.

(I will totally throw you towards the zombies if it saves my hide, though. Fair warning.)

Who’s with me?