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    Thursday
    Sep012011

    I would never boycott you guys

    I’m having a hard time coming up with content. I know this is something that everybody struggles with, this “lack of content”. But I also know that good writers can take no content and somehow make it seem interesting, and therein lies my angst. I do, occasionally, when I’m feeling saucy, consider myself a good okay writer, but clearly if I can’t make my boring life interesting for you guys, I am not.

    Pause for self-pity.

    Anyway. Speaking of not having a life, did you guys happen to notice – for the 45 minutes that I let his comment stay on my blog – that the “John Rambo BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN” guy is back?  I thought perhaps he’d gotten bored and wandered off. Or that I’d managed to block all of the IP addresses at that racetrack in India he’d been visiting from. But no!  He’s back, and apparently, he’s been absent because he’s been busy writing a book.

    (Also, the people in India have kicked him out of the country for molesting their NON-AMERICAN women – I assume – because he’s now surfing the web from sunny Nepal.)

    It goes completely against my personal rules to give this troglodyte any screen time at all, but the book thing is fascinating.  I just…have to wonder what he’s trying to accomplish.  (Other than giving self-publishing a bad name, that is.)

    I mean, I assumed that he was just a troll. If he was really dedicated to the cause of convincing poor, deluded American men that they should be forsaking their countrywomen, would he be wasting time leaving obnoxious comments on mommy blogs? Where the majority of readers are – get this – AMERICAN WOMEN? No, he’d be on sites like Maxim and tech blogs and survivalist forums, waving his flag and gathering the troops. So I figured he was just trying to stir up shit.

    But a book, well, that’s real dedication to the cause of trolling, now, isn’t it?

    (Also included in his latest spam comments – link to a website where you can purchase an Indian bride! An author and an entrepreneur, what a catch this guy is! AMERICAN WOMEN are totally missing out.)

    Don’t you kind of wish people like that would write the real story about why they’re so fucking bitter and douchetastic? Now there’s some “content”. Maybe a story of star-crossed lovers? A tale of jealousy and rage that ended with a midnight plunge from a cruise liner and a dramatic rescue from an Indian fishing boat?

    On the other hand…he’s probably just an asshole.

    Reader Comments (26)

    Definitely an asshole! Obviously he has nothing better to do -- he's just trying to ruffle feathers, so to speak.

    September 1, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterLex

    Yup! An A== hole for sure!!
    Hugs
    SueAnn

    September 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSueAnn

    Wouldn't it be really awesome if he was a she?

    September 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMichele

    Don't you mean Nepalian bride? Or whatever.

    September 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJennifer

    OH HOW CUTE!!! POOR WITTLE BABY IS UPSET BECAUSE MEN ARE BOYCOTTING HER! BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAA!!!

    Over 50 percent of American women are single, without a husband or boyfriend, so it's obvious that NO ONE WANTS THEM!

    But you American women still have two options:

    1. become a lesbian

    or

    2. get used to living alone with your 10 cats

    THOSE ARE YOUR TWO OPTIONS, WHORE!

    September 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJohn Rambo

    Oh and by the way, I'm an American man who is happily married to a beautiful indian woman, and I would never even THINK about touching an American woman ever again.

    American women are the world's lowest class of women, whereas foreign women, especially asian women, are MUCH HIGHER QUALITY.

    So, why should an American man settle for a low class American bitch when there are MUCH HIGHER QUALITY WOMEN out there? Foreign women BLOW AMERICAN WOMEN AWAY!

    September 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJohn Rambo

    ?????? Not heard of this guy before, is it a basic as I think? He doesn't like American Women and is out to convince other men not to either whilst at the same time giving American women abuse via blog comments? How strange! Rejection is a terrible thing.

    I don't like Turkish Delight, but trying to convince Turkish delight lovers that Turkish delight is crap seems like a rather sad pathetic waste of time.

    September 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSimon Wallett

    Well, I happened to be seeing two comments from John Rambo right now, and I can tell you, he's definitely twisted. He says he's married to a high quality indian woman, which probably means he had to pay to have her voicebox removed, What a retard. I'm surprised he is able to communicate via the written word.
    I feel sorry for him. He's wasting his life away, and wasting everyone else's energy by pissing them off. He's not worth the time it took to write this comment, but I thought you might feel better with a little moral support.

    September 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterNessa Locke

    @John Rambo: Dude, I don't think you know how this trolling thing works. It's an art, not a...two handled blunt instrument.

    I'm never hiring you to troll my blog again. I don't care how much money you need to buy a wife or bribe your way back into the country.

    September 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterKeely

    Wow, just wow! I'm amazed. Does the fact that you are Canadian register with him at all? Or is that expecting too much intelligence? Yeah, probably.

    September 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterVandyJ

    Holy crap! He's still around? He doesn't actually think people are taking him seriously, does he?

    September 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterVinny C

    I'm so glad you wrote about this, clears up the mystery for me, and many other readers who have been visited by him.

    I gave you one of my weekly Goddess Awards which you can collect anytime. Stop on over.

    September 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterElise

    I can't stop laughing. Either at the fact that you labeled him so aptly, a troglodyte or the comments he's felt are necessary to prove your point. LMAO.
    I guess his mother fits into the category of Low-class American women... And his wife would be considered Indian-American (with the dot, not the feather) and equally of psuedo "higher quality". I mean...she did marry him.
    Bless her heart...

    And if any human woman has to be bought, she's not really a woman-- she's property. Just sayin'...

    September 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterWhit

    If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and shits like a duck, it's probably a duck.

    And by "duck," I mean "fava bean-dicked cum guzzler."

    And by "fava bean-dicked cum guzzler," I mean "very sad, lonely, angry little man who somehow feels wronged and rejected by women and is too afraid and spineless to express his anger in any other way than by spreading his hate and loathing to others through the safety of the Internet." He probably warrants our pity more than our hate, but truly the best thing to do with him is call him what he is--spam--and ignore him. Children will only throw tantrums as long as there in an audience.

    September 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMonsteRawr

    Yeah, that dickhead has darkened my blog's door on occasion. I just delete him!
    Great post, though!

    September 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterEva Gallant

    I wonder how his wife feels about being labeled "high quality" as though she were produce or cattle?

    September 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMamaBadger

    An asshole... definitely, an asshole....

    September 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSonz

    I just love it when people make sweeping generalizations about one group or another, throught the Internet or any other medium, really. At least childish behavior like this is easy to ignore most of the time.

    September 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterLizgizzy

    That Boycott America Women guy sure gets around doesn't he.

    September 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAgnes

    ok, I am new to the Un-Mom, whats the deal on this?

    September 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSarah

    Asshole is such a kind term, I always knew you were one of my classier pals. ;) I've got the block (we call it the laze) as well. I actually have ideas but they are being smothered by I don't freakin' want to do a damn thing I don't want to do at the moment. We'll still be here - after all we're no good american women what else would we be doing but searching the comments for trolls? :p

    September 2, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterdddiva

    Douchetastic? I've missed you. Does your troll understand you're not actually American?

    September 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterCaptain Dumbass

    Here is a blog written by a man named Zero Tolerance Man, and he hates American women even more than I do.

    http://nomarriages.wordpress.com/

    Just face it ladies, millions of American men are starting to become sick of you and reject you. Maybe if you American women didn't act like such horrible bitches and sociopaths, men wouldn't be rejecting and boycotting you. You whores have no one to blame but yourselves.

    September 3, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJohn Rambo

    I'm going with asshole.

    September 4, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJenni

    Lets set aside opinion nd look at FACTS! See what the experts, such as Dr Laura Schlessinger have to say about American woman http://www.happierabroad.com/Research.htm

    September 11, 2011 | Unregistered Commentersteve55

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