This should eliminate anybody asking ever again...

Blog post!  No.  No, I don't have one of those.  But if you ask me to guest post for you, I will probably do something lame and draw you a picture, like I did for Gretchen.

So you should go over there, because when she isn't scraping the bottom of the barrel and asking ME for a guest post, she's a funny and insightful writer.

Go!