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Thursday, July 14, 2011 at 12:46PM Blog blog. Blog bloggity blog.
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(I keep trying to write a post, and that is what comes out. So feel free to curse at me. In fact, give me your most creative swear words. Lay it on me. My vocabulary has been lacking of late.)
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Reader Comments (14)
I don't have any, lately my choice has been "mother lover" which is much better than the typical.
John heard an old friend of mine say "purple infested come bubble" and thought it was hysterical. (Yes, I know how it's spelled, I'm trying to save you the nasty ass traffic.)
When I have to censor myself, I like to use euphemisms from those Orbit commercials. Stuff, like...
What the French, Toast!
Swear words are fun! When I am hard-pressed for some I usually take a look at British slang: they love themselves the C-word and all possible variations of it!
My favorite lately is "Clusterfluff", as in, "Don't travel south between Bell St. and 34th. The roadwork is causing total clusterfluff."
My six year old gears herself all up, looks both ways like she's going to get hit by a bus if she's not careful and utters a "fuggin' when she's really pissed at us. Then she looks for a reaction. Ah, hell. The kid's got ears; it's not like she picked it up from A Child's First Cursing Dictionary. So variations on the F-word for our family.
Well, my husband's nickname for me is Wonder Cunt, but my recent favorite cursing insult is "scabby-dicked fist fucker." Because it not only indicates that you can't get laid, but that you're too stupid to use any kind of lubrication. Plus, I like the alliteration.
My friends mom who is off the boat Italian goes around calling people 'skunt'....she SWEARS it's a Jamaican curse word but no matter what to me it'll always be 'skank' and 'cunt' beautifully put together to describe the so many 'skunts' I can think of!!
omg no you're not a skunt for not blogging lolll
I am truly unimaginative when it comes to swear words. Now, my husband? That is a whole other story.
My college roommate and I once sat together trying to come up with THE most offensive swear we could think of to horrify and astound those who heard it. We decided on: Jesus.mother.fu.cking.God.damned.Christ. It pretty much served the purpose.
I've always opted for the using the lords name variety.
Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ
Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick
Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ
I was once in a library where swearing was not allowed. Unfortunately for me, they had the place set up using the library of congress style filing system and I couldn't find what I was looking for so instead of breaking the rules I just said, "Expletive!" (and the guy across the room busted up laughing)
I hear ya, sister. Just posted myself for the first time in a month after vowing to post more often then falling off the bloggy planet again. Bloggity blog is right.
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love!