First day of new job.
“You met everyone?” the new boss asks. “Did you meet Scallywag?” He gestures to a Hallowe’en skeleton, who is actually decorated for Easter.
“Um? We weren’t actually introduced, no.”
“He’s our mascot. Every year we celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day. The best costume wins a trophy.”
…I think it’s safe to say I’ve found my tribe.