Finally, a use for that peg leg

First day of new job. 

“You met everyone?” the new boss asks.  “Did you meet Scallywag?”  He gestures to a Hallowe’en skeleton, who is actually decorated for Easter.

“Um? We weren’t actually introduced, no.”

“He’s our mascot.  Every year we celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day.  The best costume wins a trophy.”

…I think it’s safe to say I’ve found my tribe.