So long, and thanks for all the fish: Random Tuesday Thoughts
Tuesday, March 22, 2011 at 3:37AM It’s Tuesday! My favorite day of the week, and yours!
(If it’s not yours, just lie and tell me it is. Then tell me I’m pretty.)
When nerds collide:
Me: “I think I’m going to get the hairdresser to leave the grey stripe in my hair.”
Alfred: “’Rogue’-ing it out? Are you going to start calling me ‘shugah’? Should I start calling you chere?”
Me: “No…without the Cajun accent, it just sounds like you’re calling me Cher, and that’s weird.”
Both: “♫If I could ttuuurrrn baacck ttiime!♫”
The beautiful Naomi from featured me on SheKnows’ Daily Delights as one of the Top 10 Humor Blogs. I know, I’m worried about her mind a little too. Maybe we should take up a collection or…drop off a casserole or something.
We had some horrible illness roll through the UnMom household this past week that I became convinced was strep, so at one point I broke out the penicillin I had laying around hoarded for the zombie apocalypse. I didn’t mention it to Alfred and suggested he go to the medi clinic to get his own.
Sadly, I think that’s fairly predictive of how I will actually behave when the zombies arrive.
Oh, don’t get all altruistic on me. You’ll throw yours under the bus when the shit comes down too.
Watching married people flirt (with people they’re not married to) continuously on Twitter is like reading a description of a slow-motion train wreck, one sentence every 5 minutes.
Also, it makes me want to barf.
The Star Trek theme played on a musical saw.
I just gave my stupid fucking dog the Heimlich. Jeebus. She’s a garbage disposal, I don’t even know what she was choking on. She coughed it up AND THEN ATE IT AGAIN.
Note to self: Asking choking dog “Can you breathe?” and “Are you choking?” repeatedly is unlikely to get you a reply. Not only is she choking, but she's a DOG.
And now, to be totally random, I’m announcing the hiatus of Random Tuesday Thoughts.
No, I’m not kidding.
It’s not you, it’s me.
*cue cheesy montage film and RTT and I during better times*
*swell of music*
*fade to black with last piano notes*
Since it’s the last one for a while, you should visit all the other linkers. There are some fantastic blogs out there and I’ve been honored to host for some of them every Tuesday. Or you could go back to where it all began.
Random up, y’all!
Reader Comments (46)
Tuesday is my SECOND favorite day of the week. You're really pretty. But why the hiatus? I'll be so sad. My readers love RTT.
FIRST!!!! I've never linked first before! Figures it's now fading away. Sadness.
Last Random Tuesday (insert sad crying face)? I love Tuesdays... And you are PRETTY!
You are pretty. Enjoy your hiatus. England is gonna weep.
:'( I'm so gonna miss Random Tuesday Thoughts, it's the highlight of my week! You're gorgeous!
Enjoy your time off.
Bummed that RTT will be on hiatus. I had so much fun participating...
First Jen with the never-ending hiatus of Spin Cycle now you with Random Tuesday Thoughts? Bah. I smell a Conspiracy Theory - either that or the dog just farted. ;) Enjoy your break - and please don't make it be forever. :)
The end of random tuesdays? But but waaaaahhhhh! Can I still play even if you don't? I mean I really am so sorry you feel you can't do it anymore....but what about ME?
I'll miss the days of old. NO one visits my blog except on Tuesdays. I'm going to miss being all five of you.
Yeah, totally bummed. Guess I could still BE random on Tuesdays though. Also, love your Rogue exchange. LOL.
Morning, Beautiful!
Thanks for all the fun times that led to Tuesday being my favorite day of the week. I joined in the fun late, but I'll keep the memory alive! As much as I dislike the idea of a hiatus, you won me over with the Douglas Adams inspired title...and the heroic measures to chat with your choking dog. I hope you're both over your throat issues!
Happy Tuesday!
Holy hell. What am I supposed to do now? I'll head to where it all started. I'm crying. Not really but I'm crying inside and that's what counts.
Aww man. I looked forward to Tuesdays but it definitely wasn't my favorite day! And my dog will throw up and then eat her barf. It's pretty disgusting.
My zombie apocalypse survival plans include throwing my loved ones under the bus. WHAT? Is that wrong? You totally deserve the honor of Top 10 Humor Blogs.
So asking my dog what his problem is is a waste of my time?
i'm sad that you are done with RTT. i understand though. I may or may not still use your button and link to you (if that's ok) and you are very pretty.
You're pretty. And I completely understand. I will miss your RTT, can we hold a candelight vigil while it's off the air?
We will miss you, but enjoy your break. I will be watching for it to make it's come back--some day.
Oh, I remember that first RTT, back then I commented with my last name.. haha :D what a noob I was.. :P
Let me be a bitch and say, NO TO RTT HIATUS.. :P I can host for you if you want.. :D
Funny story, as I was about to come here and grab the badge, I don't know what happened but somehow I managed to stumble across your hater's site, well you and Julie's and LOL-ed my ass off at his hate posts about you and Julie.. :P I didn't know you had haters.. How awesome.. :D haha.. :D
You so deserve to be on the Top 10 Humor Blogs list.. :D
Pretty and a lunatic. In the best way. I'm referring to asking the dog if she's choking. That's got me written all over it.
Enjoy your rest. Any objection to my still doing RTT and just sending folks your way to check out your UnMomness? I need some random.
I love me some Tuesday!!
A hiatus?!?! But you're so pretty - did that change anything?
WHEN the zombies come - it is everyone for thyself!
Happy RTT!!!!
I'm back after a 3 week
bout of laziness hiatus! And yes you are certainly pretty!I'm back after a 3 week
bout of lazinesshiatus. And yes, you are very pretty!Hiatus?! And just when I had started participating. Flirtatious married people make me a little sick too. Enjoy your break!
Sugar, if you weren't hot, would I BE here?
Will miss RTTS...will they be replaced by another weekly feature, perchance?
Shock Me Saturdays or Thoroughly Filthy Thursdays?
Or is that just how my weeks go?
;-)
- B x
Hi darling! You made me laugh so hard today I had to change my Depends! I am joining in the Random Tuesday thoughts. Pop over if you're interested in my Aussie Brothel opening!