Oh, hi! I didn’t see you there. Behind the massive pile of empty Lindt chocolate wrappers. Um…just let me move those.
I don’t have a problem, you know. Just the occasional binge. Once a year, really.
Well, okay, Hallowe’en too.
And, yes, Christmas. Thanksgiving is also a problem. Really that whole season is always a bit of a blur…all of these holidays seem like cleverly-designed plots to make me gain another 5 lbs. I’m not sure who I should complain to about that.
Anyway! It’s Tuesday! You know what that means, right? Write your own random post, grab a button, leave a link and then go shower your fellow V-Day survivors with love! (You have some left, right?)
Levis has a new jeans style for men: The Ex-Girlfriend Jean. Because…of course they do. They’re uber-skinny jeans, stretchy, with a nice crotch-hugging effect which works out well, since obviously there are no balls there anymore.
(Does anybody else think we’re getting a little androgynous? Like we’re aspiring to be that sexless race of highly-evolved alien type humanoids, but we want to get there tomorrow?)
*sings sadly* Where have all…the real men gone…and where… *sob* ..are all the gods? Where’s the street-wise Heeerrrrculeeees *sniffle* to fight…the rising odds?
How was your Valentine’s Day? Alfred and I don’t really acknowledge it, because, we don’t like to get mired down in “expectations” and “doing stuff for each other”. But he usually brings me chocolates. It’s a bit of a highwire act, what with the “you’re trying to make me fat?!” reaction versus the “you didn’t get me anything?!” reaction. I think he errs on the side of caution, however, since at least if I’m placated with chocolate I’m less likely to cut a bitch.
I had a very productive weekend full of job applications and drawing comics. Also, chocolate.
StumbleUpon somehow knew I would like this. I’m sure I’m on a list somewhere now. They’ll either be watching me very carefully or asking me to visit small warring countries with a sniper rifle in a diplomatic pouch.
Battlepug. That…pretty much explains itself. Interestingly, I have high hopes for the storyline.
How come you never draw comics about YOUR ugly pets? Oh, fine. You can just write a random post. And link up. I’M SO DEMANDING.