Yesterday I realized, with a nauseous sinking feeling, that I had not yet paid the daycare this month. Hmmm. That can’t be good.
After I thought about it, I realized that I hadn’t, nowthatyoubringitup, paid them in DECEMBER, either.
Would you like to hazard a guess as to whether that money is still sitting in my account?
(I’ll give you a hint: It starts with ‘wow the holidays are crazy there’s extra money and money at the wrong times and have I shown you my new boots?’)
How clueless am I? And on a somewhat-related note, why didn’t the daycare say something?
So now, after handing over two rather large cheques to an unconcerned daycare director, I am left wondering:
Do I really have my head jammed that far up my ass?
Can you die of feeling stupid?
Will there be really good swag at Blissdom, like hopefully, SOMETHING I CAN SELL?
How quickly will they delivery my “you fail at life” badge (and will it match my new boots)?
And can nobody tell my financial-planner father, please?