The one where I admit what an idiot I am. Okay, the NEWEST one.

Yesterday I realized, with a nauseous sinking feeling, that I had not yet paid the daycare this month.  Hmmm.  That can’t be good.

After I thought about it, I realized that I hadn’t, nowthatyoubringitup, paid them in DECEMBER, either. 

Would you like to hazard a guess as to whether that money is still sitting in my account?

(I’ll give you a hint: It starts with ‘wow the holidays are crazy there’s extra money and money at the wrong times and have I shown you my new boots?’)

How clueless am I?  And on a somewhat-related note, why didn’t the daycare say something?

So now, after handing over two rather large cheques to an unconcerned daycare director, I am left wondering:

Do I really have my head jammed that far up my ass?

Can you die of feeling stupid?

Will there be really good swag at Blissdom, like hopefully, SOMETHING I CAN SELL?

How quickly will they delivery my “you fail at life” badge (and will it match my new boots)?

And can nobody tell my financial-planner father, please?