Oh, I don't know, something about zombies: Random Tuesday Thoughts
Tuesday, September 7, 2010 at 3:00AM 
So, I re-did the Random Tuesday button. What do you think?
(Note: I didn't say I de-uglified it. It's still purple. And there's still a ham on there. TRADITIONS, people.)
There is definite weirdness going on with the link, though - in theory I should have eradicated ALL of the old fugly purple buttons, and replaced them with the new fugly purple buttons. But the old ones are still showing up. They're a little like an insidious disease.
So I'm sorry if you're diseased.
The other day I pulled up behind a car that had no less than 6 sparkly pink stickers that proclaimed it's owner "SPOILED".
It was an early 90s Chevy Caprice.
I kind of wanted to leave a dictionary as a gift. I probably could have hefted one through the missing window.
So most of you were pretty skeptical about my "advice column" idea. And asked a lot of questions about mayonnaise. But then someone asked a question that I HAVE AN ANSWER TO, so now I have to go through with the whole thing just to prove to you guys that I am a font of useless information.
(Also, that I can be a know-it-all jackhole. But you probably already suspected as much.)
You should probably help me out. You can use the 'contact me' form on the right to ask a question anonymously, if you're not comfortable posting it publicly. Go on with your shameful queries, you dirty birds.
Don't make me answer some of the stuff that gets people here via google:
...even though those people clearly need help.
Drinkers outlive non-drinkers. Booyah.
How did you guys spend your labor day? I spent mine dicking around on the internet, and playing the new(ish) Going Rogue content on my beloved City of Heros MMO (which is, essentially, more dicking around on the internet). If there's a Creator, that's probably as they intended it. Slacking is good for the soul.
Last week there were car eyelashes. This week, the Y chromosome contingent felt left out, so there are car moustaches.
(I'm not sure why the only colors available are black or HOT PINK.)
There are changes, changes afoot in the casa del Un Mom. Hubby is taking classes; I may have a job opportunity. It's enough to make a person giddy.
(That could also be the wine.)
Anybody remember my New Years commitment to Two Week Resolutions? No? Good.
Hubby posted the trailer for the upcoming TV version of Walking Dead earlier, and I felt obliged to watch it.
I'm no longer sure that he loves me.
...but you guys still love me, right?
PROVE IT! Get your Random on!
Reader Comments (53)
Some of those questions are truly sick!! Boy are you random today!! So was I...all over the place!! Ha!! Hope you get better questions...ones not so lame!! Like, What is the ugly truth about your life? Or, How long have your been blogging Randomness? Things like that! Much more entertaining I think!
You have a wonderful day now!!
Hugs
SueAnn
Unless information in my middle name also. What were my parents thinking? Anyhoo, I won't make you answer any of those questions. Nice work on the button. Yes, the ham had to stay. It was a moral imperative.
Your new button showed up like magic in my post this morning! ;)
The girl in the early 90s Chevy Caprice totally needs a dictionary.
I haven't checked my Google searches in a while - I bet they're not as wild as yours! ;)
Changes afoot, eh? Good luck with all that!
And for the record, I bet you'd do very well with an advice column. At least you'd be entertaining. ;)
My husband will know the answer to the zucchini question. I'll get back to you.
Glad you kept the ham.
Yea! for Fugly! Yea for purple ham. It wouldn't be Random Tuesday without Fugly Purple Ham. I like it. Very chic.
I love the new button! great job! I'm all for drinkers outlasting the non-drinkers!
I always save the button to my desktop and attach it as an image so I got it to post right. Glad you kept the ham but I miss the skull.
I have to get AMC.
I spent my day with a four month old who refused to sleep. Sort of like a zombie.
Your readers are a wacky bunch, to be sure. Heh.
Car moustaches? Odd, but more whimsical and less douchy than Truck Nuts.
Love the fugly new button! And love that you kept the ham, it just wouldn't be Random Tuesday without the ham.
LInking up for the first time. I love seeing/reading other blogger's random thoughts so I thought I'd give it a try!
I didn't mind the old fugly button, but the new fugly button is pretty awesome in a random sort of way. I miss the skull too. It kinda made me feel like a badass, cause only badasses have skulls on their random posts.
The button works! YAY!! the button works. I just posted my post. AMC? that usually means TV doesn't it? without snow? I'm still stuck in the 70's CTV with snow.
Love the new button! Resolutions schmesolutions, you rock as always!
Spoiled needs new bumper stickers and a dictionary. And Car mustaches work but the hot pink is wrong. Love the new button.
oooh dawn of the dead for TV. woohoo.
I like the button. I think the ham makes it perfect.
LOL@ the bumper sticker being on a 90s caprice-now that was funny!
Labor day ---> Cleaned the kitchen, did laundry, made my own birthday cake and cut out the pattern for my daughter's Halloween costume. In other words, I labored.
I LOVE the new button! Looks great!
I love the new button!!! You made it past January 15th with the resolutions and that to me is a successful year!!
Your book is in the mail. No really it is!!!!
Personally, I've been wondering for a long time about the zucchini thing.
The new button is still disturbing, but better (ish).
I can get down with car eyelashes (my Ulrika would look fab in lashes), but mustaches? No. That's just wrong.
New button is kinda cool in a horror movie kind of way...Drinkers live longer?? What the hell?? Okay, then, I'll adjust. New to my schedule: drop off kid at school, have a mimosa! Cheers everyone, happy RTT!
You post will now totally justify drinking at lunch time. I wonder if my boss will consider you an authorotative source? I think I might have just made that word up. Go me.