Random Tuesday Monkey Toasters


It's that time again! And even though everyone seems to be gone on vacation, Random Tuesdays haven't.

Well, it's here in spirit, anyway. Kind of phoning it in otherwise.

Have you heard of this term, Augmented Reality? I first encountered in a posting for a marketing job I was considering applying for. Then I read up on it. It sounds totally fucking soulless.

So I applied. Natch.

I decided the Elmo cupcakes I made for my kid's birthday last year were too traumatizing (red food dye AND eating Elmo's face? PSYCHOLOGICAL DISASTER). So this year? BRAIN cupcakes.

(Keely puts aside more therapy money.)

I can't believe I'll be heading to New York in just over a week. EEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I can't believe some people selling their BlogHer tickets now are selling them for profit. EEEeeeeewwwwwwww.

Joss Whedon is directing the Avengers movie. There is not one single bad thing about that sentence. Except that it's not in the past tense, as in, "Joss Whedon directED the Avengers movie, and it's out now and I've seen it 23 times."

I may be a bit of a fangirl.

Someone once told me that to make something funnier, all you had to do was add monkeys or toasters. So, um, imagine this post with more monkeys and toasters, okay? Thanks.