I'd seal an angel fart in the cooler and sell it at the beach: Random Tuesday Thoughts
Tuesday, July 20, 2010 at 2:56AM 
It seems a bit empty around here lately - I guess I can't compete with the beach. But it means that the rest of you have to up your game on the Random, okay? I know, it's not fair. LIFE ISN'T FAIR.
Every doctor's exam room I've been in always has a higher stool for the doctor to perch on while they talk to your lowly self. Do you suppose that's deliberate?
I've discovered that even ONE lousy cup of coffee in a day messes with my energy levels. Which is really unfortunate because I just bought an entire pound of Highlander Grogg coffee beans. It smells like angel farts and tastes just as smooth.
What do you mean you've never had angel farts? You guys need to get out more. They're right up there with fresh unicorn steaks.
Have you entered my giveaway for a Zuvo Water Filtration System? Why the hell not?
Zombie Jerky.
My two-year-old is in the other room playing with a talking Elmo doll that my MIL gave him for Christmas. When it falls over, it says, "Can you help Elmo up please?"
Right now the conversation is going like this:
"Can you help Elmo up please?"
"No!"
"Can you help Elmo up please?"
"Um, no."
...that's my boy.
This the space-age design, portable watermelon cooler you've been waiting for. OBVIOUSLY.
I think that's all I've got. I didn't say anything about ME stepping up my random game.
Reader Comments (44)
The watermelon cooler is a definite "made by someone with too much time on their hands" product! Ha!
Sounds like a typical two year old. They love to torture...especially their toys!
And what the heck is an angel fart. Now you have totally messed with my head. I had no idea that angels farted. My imagery is now in tatters! Ruined I tell ya! Ruined! Just saying!!!!
Hugs
SueAnn
My doctor is always sitting way below me on a stool while I sit on the unnaturally high bed thingie.
Your son is a charmer :.P
I cracked under pressure and entered your giveaway. Now I patiently await, hoping I win.
An angel fart? Very interesting, to say the least.
Since, I gave up wine (over a week ago, please kill me now!) in order to lose weight coffee is all I've got.
Can I ride in the watermelon stroller? It's hot around here.
And the world needed the watermelon cooler? WOW! My Dr always stands, he can get away quicker that way.
I DO think they do that higher seat thing deliberately. And they make you wait around forever on purpose too...makes you more anxious...
I'm going to be thinking about angel farts all day, now. Or wondering if Elmo needs a Life Alert. :)
I'll try not to track too much sand in from the beach. Oh, wait, I didn't go to the beach. Corn silk, then?
I better not show Princess Nagger that watermelon cooler - she'll want one.
Most doctors I see are at Children's Hospital... their seats are way down low at kid level, and I'm standing above them ready to stare down at them with the Mommy Death Glare...
You had me at "fart" (now THAT's copy writing!)
Nice watermelon thing-a-ma-jig. And they say aliens never crashed at Roswell. Please, just look at that baby. How else to you explain a gizmo like that. Without the alien technology we wouldn't have come up with that bad boy for at least another 40 years.
that watermelon cooler looks flippin expensive. like something only celebrities would own.
You are once again raised to Goddess status in my world. "Angel Farts" has just justified my going to the fancy market to buy more good coffee. Nicely done.
MMMm, now that sounds like some good coffee. Doesn't angel farts come in decaf?
And yes, I entered your giveaway. I could really use it, out filters keep breaking.. Rude I know.
Thanks for the RTT
I don't know much about angel farts but I couldn't live without my morning coffee.
Poor Elmo.
Even when you don't step up to the game, you step up to the game...
Is it loud when an angel farts?
Angel farts--now there's a name for a decadent dessert, or coffee, which ever.
I promise to step up my game next week. Just trying to wash the plaster dust off.
Watermelon storage? who can have a watermelon in their possession long enough not to eat it all?
Unicorn Steaks... let me think.. no that was cow.. the pink one was Ham, let me see...nope no unicorn steaks.
Coffee. hmmmmmm still can't drink it, Stupid stomach! :(
I'm here this week! bring back the RANDOM!!! no beach for me this week's homework might be "off" we'll see :p I could be hiding in the woods without internet, we'll see.
We enjoy bunnies and rainbows and unicorn giggles. Angel farts fit right in. Thanks for that.
Your child is on it - Elmo needs taking down a notch or two.
If there is watermelon in front of me, I will eat it and eat it and eat it. I can't stop.
My game is on hiatus as well, good thing I've got my kids to take pictures of. My baby is definitely not an angel.
Boy what I would not give to see that conversation with the Elmo doll! I miss my kids being that age!
My 3-year old had the same conversations with her Elmo when she was younger. It was the funniest thing in the whole world, and I wish I had video-taped it.
All the doctors I've been to have low wheeled stools they sit on while your perch high up on an exam table, usually donning a paper gown that opens in the front. Nothing makes you feel more inferior than a paper gown threatening to blow open and give up the goods.
Your boy is wise to see through Elmo's ruse.
Hilrious, as usual.
My game stepped down. Or back. Or whatever the opposite of stepping it up would be. My life it as uninteresting as it is "not fair."
Mmmm...angel farts are the best.
I hate writing the word "angel" because I have to really concentrate and make sure I don't write angle. Angle farts probably aren't as good but I'm sure they have the correct trajectory from butt to cup mapped out.