ye olde cop-out post
Saturday, July 17, 2010 at 9:15PM From Google Analytics, yet another list of search strings that indicate exactly what kind of whackos you're sharing this web space with:
(also, I don't check my stats very often. Um...where did everybody go? Is it just summer, or do I smell or something? Maybe I should post something that isn't Random Tuesday?)
1. "dead squirrel" and windshield wiper (Holy crap, it's not just me. Maybe this is a suicide thing that squirrels do and I falsely accused Max?)
2. cat hit by car and now back legs don't work (And you think you'll find something on Google that will help? TAKE IT TO A VET.)
3. easy steps to suck your own penis (I...can't help you. And you DO need help.)
4. shoving centipedes in uterus video (I feel compelled to look this up on snopes.com now. And obviously I name a lot of body parts on here because...)
5. wooden vagina
I think I need a shower now.
Reader Comments (16)
wooden vaginas? Is that like a dildo for guys?...ok, that's funny, way funnier than cat with back legs that don't work so have been replaced by wheels.
You can make even a "cop out" look good ....but you seem to be missing Zombies
(By the way, I finally ordered my Zombie Apocalypse coffee cups & have an extra. It is yours if you want it)
Boy, you attract some weirdos.
Hey, wait a minute. . .
And yes, traffic is teh suxxor right now. It's not just you.
Heehee! I got curious about the centipedes in uterus video too, so I googled it, and I got...THIS POST! I'm smart.
Haha, what strange search keywords!
And don't worry about the Analytics... I think it's just summer.
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew......
Wow, the pervs have been busy!
So are these search terms that people are using to find your site? Cat legs not working, wooden vagina's, and do what on your own?
Tee hee.
Sorta feel bad for the guy who needs to suck his own dick. How depressing for him.
OMG this is hilarious and also very very creepy and sad!
I need a shower now too.
EWE. I don't think I will be checking my stats. lol That's kinda scary!
I think I need a drink!!!
Hugs
SueAnn
I might need to stop reading you at work. You could get me in trouble...
All those body parts and such.
Yeah, you get all the crazies. I get a lot of cockroach searches. No where near as disturbing.
I'm pretty sure the Becky comment wasn't referring to me! Anyway, sounds like you have a solid business venture and a product consumers want, so good luck!