That's art with a capital A, thanks

So, this weekend, as mentioned, I headed off to a weekend photography workshop with my Mom. I took a few photos.

Okay, 564.

Apparently I brought extra baggage because hey, look, the infertile chick took pictures of an egg! A broken egg.

Yep, I'm transparent. But once I got that out of my system, I could get down to business.

Well, except for that wooden vagina.

Georgia O'Keefe ain't got nothin' on me.

Aaannnnd...fade to black on the dick dock thrusting out into the water.

I AM DEEP, YOU GUYS.

(Stupid fecund Nature with all it's reproductive metaphors.)

(Okay, I'm done.)

(BALLS.)

Comments

[Jenni]

I though the wooden vagina was funny, but the word BALLS gets me every time. I'm such a child.

[Jennifer]

Well art should mean something to the artist....

I like the egg.

[kyooty]

Very cool!! love that wood pic!:)

[tulpen]

Yeah. I'm with Jenni. 'Balls' gets me giggling every time, 'cause you know, I'm an 11 year old.

Great photos by the way.

Nice vag.

[Rachel M.]

Spanish for Balls:

Bola - ball
Bolitas - little balls
Bolotas - big balls

[The Urban Cowboy]

You crack me up!

[Angel]

I love love your pictures! The wooden vagina made me giggle, and balls makes me literally lol!

[ComfyMom~Stacey]

Love the wooden vagina and the thrusting dock

[Mrsbear]

Apparently I'm not the only one who thinks balls is a great way to end a post, you know, unless they're hanging off the back of some guys Chevy, then it's just gross.

I think the wooden vag needs a visit with the gyno...

[Becky]

I died. The wooden vagina did me in.

BALLS.

Your photos are great! That must have been an awesome time. Maybe you can help me figure out if the lensbaby I so rashly purchased because it was $67 on Amazon will even fit my camera. Duh!

[Steam Me Up, Kid]

Blue balls.

[Frau]

Great shots of natures body parts!

[slommler]

I think your photos are fabulous. Love the Iris; but that is my favorite flower!! I know! I know! They are body parts...but good ones. Photos that is!
Ha
Hugs
SueAnn

[Frogs in my formula]

That's a loooong vagina.

I really enjoyed your nature pictures with perverted voice overs. Can you do a calendar for me?

[Maureen@IslandRoar]

Oh, you're hysterical! Gorgeous shots. And who doesn't love a little soft, very soft, porn?

[Raven]

LMAO I liked all the pics but that wooden vagina is really cool.

[FoN]

Did you show your ovaries those pictures? Maybe they just need a little photo symbolism to wake ‘em up a little.
And that Balls picture is awesome.

[Vancouver's Enviro Girl]

Subliminal - I'm not sure the message you are trying to convey there....hmmmm....deep thoughts (note I didn't actually type throat, but I was thinking it!)

Balls.

[cathyjoy]

the wooden vajayjay rocks! but then so do the blue balls - HAHAHAHA!

[AmyLK]

Lovely pictures!

[Ane]

Wow Keely, you are an artist! :D

And that is a creepy wood vagina.. but I totally see it.. LOL

HAHA blue balls.. :D

Am I the only one not into photography these days? :(

[Big Mama Cass]

LMFAO!!! {Snort}

[Mama Badger]

Issues. You have issues. It's good to see you working them into your art.

[We are the Guerra's!]

Best. post. EVER.

Balls.

[Casey]

Hah, we have vagina flowers as our wedding flower and nobody thought it was funny but me. And you. Woot.