That's art with a capital A, thanks

So, this weekend, as mentioned, I headed off to a weekend photography workshop with my Mom. I took a few photos.

Okay, 564.

Apparently I brought extra baggage because hey, look, the infertile chick took pictures of an egg! A broken egg.

Yep, I'm transparent. But once I got that out of my system, I could get down to business.

Well, except for that wooden vagina.

Georgia O'Keefe ain't got nothin' on me.

Aaannnnd...fade to black on the dick dock thrusting out into the water.

I AM DEEP, YOU GUYS.

(Stupid fecund Nature with all it's reproductive metaphors.)

(Okay, I'm done.)

(BALLS.)