That's art with a capital A, thanks

So, this weekend, as mentioned, I headed off to a weekend photography workshop with my Mom. I took a few photos.

Okay, 564.

Apparently I brought extra baggage because hey, look, the infertile chick took pictures of an egg! A broken egg.

Yep, I'm transparent. But once I got that out of my system, I could get down to business.

Well, except for that wooden vagina.

Georgia O'Keefe ain't got nothin' on me.

Aaannnnd...fade to black on the dick dock thrusting out into the water.


(Stupid fecund Nature with all it's reproductive metaphors.)

(Okay, I'm done.)