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Wednesday, May 5, 2010 at 6:12AM I'm totally blaming this whole status update on Jenni and her post yesterday.
Wednesday, May 5, 2010 at 6:12AM 
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Wednesday, May 5, 2010 at 6:12AM
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He's a terrible driver, though.
Too funny - this made my day. You have good people.
Carpenters are really not allowed to do electrical work. It's against union rules.
Wait, I though he was a fisher of men. The only man who could multi task, apparently.
LOL, I love how your family just rolled with it.
Hey, that's not a bad idea. Can I start blogging our text conversations?
I love how everyone was in on this! lol You have great family and friends!
Is this Twitter? This could get me to sign up, but not sure if my friends and family are this entertaining. Great stuff.
Carpenters can do anything! Most general contractors started out as carpenters. I've only really been trained as a carpenter, but I'm pretty good at reading books and taking standardized tests, so the contractor's exam was no problem. Now, if you live in California, I can come to your house and completely redo your plumbing and air conditioning with the state's blessing! (You will end up hot and dirty.)
Plus, Jesus invented electricity. Remember...with the kite and the mouse and the lightning bolt?
Oh crap, Keely. If you're going to try to get favors from Jesus, you're prolly screwed by now. Me too. The most I could probably get out of that dude was to NOT be struck down by lightning.
At least you warned them.
Rocks of crack...just in time for Mother's Day!
Ministry!! They were my first concert (I won sympathy tickets from a radio station that didn't even play their music). Best status update ever...
My FB friends aren't usually that entertaining, but then again, they could probably say the same about me. I should put more effort into...ah, who am I kidding?
Can I get some of that new and and improved meth please?
LMFAO!