Friday
May142010
I'm Canadian, it's not like I automatically think about terrorism.
Friday, May 14, 2010 at 12:16PM Today I went and got my passport photos done at lunch. When the photographer showed me the preview I realized that in addition to me looking appropriately frightened and somehow frightening at the same time, my second chin probably needs it's OWN passport.
"Can you airbrush that out?" I asked the woman taking the photo.
She stared at me.
"What?"
"I'd go to JAIL." She seemed torn between amusement and horror.
"Huh?"
Oh. Oh, RIGHT.
...well, still. I would have PAID her.
Reader Comments (30)
hahahaha, I can see myself making a joke like that!
I like that they want your photo to look like you're half guilty already.
Weird. I was allowed to pose holding a rifle for my photo.
oh geez, she could lighten up a bit.
Your double chin doesn't actually need it's own passport. I checked into that already - you're good to go.
Hilarious!
I gave you one of my weekly awards, come on down and collect it soon!
no passport required!
Loved it! Great post; my ass needs a separate passport!
a passport!
fantastic... happy travels & thanks for the giggle ;)
Because I've had TWO last names I am now on the "you better check her out" list when I try and open bank accounts. I have a very good time with that...
Because I've had TWO last names I am now on the "you better check her out" list when I try and open bank accounts. I have a very good time with that...
If she were a real woman, she would have touched the fucking thing up. Some people.
Do you think double chins get their own drink tickets at BlogHer? I'm bringing mine, just in case.
So, does that mean she can't?
Passport workers not knowing what airbrushing is? They probably don't even know what Photoshop is.
You can't just use your sweet superhero avatar logo thingy with the lightning boobs?
neat,
I enjoy your sense of humor!
I'm not sure I understand. You mean she wouldn't air brush out the second chin? How rude.
So much for a sense of humor.
Ha!!! I could just see her face!!
Ha!!!
Hugs
SueAnn
I would have loved to be in line behind you.. just to watch the show..
when Wally world took over Wol-co? remember that? Well they put in those BIG cement Pillars? in front of the main doors? did you know they are called Anti terrorist Bars? uh they didn't have them up here before Wally came to town.
Some people have no sense of humor.
Well apparently she lacks a funny bone and motivation to earn a decent buck.
Now you have to post this photo, you know? ;)
LOL! You are hilarious! Love this post! Oh, and AS IF your second chin would need its own passport! You don't have a second chin! ;)