I'm Canadian, it's not like I automatically think about terrorism.

Today I went and got my passport photos done at lunch. When the photographer showed me the preview I realized that in addition to me looking appropriately frightened and somehow frightening at the same time, my second chin probably needs it's OWN passport.

"Can you airbrush that out?" I asked the woman taking the photo.

She stared at me.


"I'd go to JAIL." She seemed torn between amusement and horror.


Oh. Oh, RIGHT.

...well, still. I would have PAID her.