Flowers and unicorns AND that centaur: Random Tuesday Thoughts
Tuesday, April 20, 2010 at 3:16AM 
I'm writing this week's post early because we're having some people for dinner.
("Over" for dinner. OVER. We're not frying up their liver with fava beans or anything.)
(Though I do have this recipe I've been dying to try. Haha, get it? Dying? Oh shut up, let's see you do better.)
(We've been all socially busy and shit this weekend. I hope my kid doesn't learn to expect it, it will be back to the PBS Kids babysitter in no time.)
ANYWAY. On to randomness. Know what you're doing? Great! Grab your button and get going! Don't know what you're doing? Well, I can only help you with the Random Tuesday part of that. Write a random post, grab the button, and link up with Mr. Linky. Visit a few of your compatriots in randomisity, too - there are some seriously fucked-up funny people out there.
Betty White with a flaming chainsaw, riding a John Ritter centaur. Clearly, I can take lessons in random from THOSE people.
My bathroom is still not finished. I'm told "tomorrow".
I think I might have to fire my cleaners. I've only stopped crying about it just now. Oops, no, wait, there I go again.
Apparently a drunk Apple employee left the next (unreleased) generation of the iPhone sitting on a bar somewhere. Tragic intel leak, or viral marketing? You decide.
There are many good reasons to go to Vienna. But, uh, a bar shaped like a rectum is not one of them.
I'm relying heavily on other people's stuff today. I probably should have made it into a "thing" instead of hoping y'all didn't notice. I probably also should not have drawn attention to it.
Look! Something shiny!
Microsoft is trying to turn us into ROBOTS!! I knew we should never have trusted them. I was certain of it when my laptop tried to smother me in my sleep. Stupid laptop, it didn't know to use the pillow. Technology gets trumped again (a.k.a Rock beats Electronics).
It's spring here now. I know that most of you were crawling out of your dark Holes of Hibernation and blinking at the sun weeks ago, but it's a longer process on the baldass prairies. But it's here, and it's really warm even, practically summer.
Is it pessimistic of me to assume that this means our summer will be cold and rainy and plagued with locusts?
Whoop, okay, talking about the weather. That's sad. You guys can do better - get your own spring random going. There had better be flowers and unicorns! *shakes fist*
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Not locusts!! Anything but that! Well, almost anything. That bar shaped like a rectum I don't want either.
Yes! Flowers and blue skies and birds singing! I will go for that one!
Oh look! I found something shiny too! It is mine! All mine!
Hugs
Happy RTT
SueAnn
Locusts!! we're having them here in Australia...in plague proportions...what does it mean??
I thought it was finally starting to feel like spring here, but I was jipped and it's went back to being cold and it's supposed to rain all weekend. Guess I should've enjoyed the good weather when I had it.
I'm with ya on the busy calendar. Seems like it's nothing to do for the longest time, then all the social events pop up at the same time. Happy RTT.
You take your laptop to bed?! Sounds like the kind of thing a drunken Apple employee would do...
No flowers and unicorns over at Blue Monkey Butt, but we do have Oompah Loompahs. Well, kinda.
Just as I was reading this, Good Morning America was doing a piece on the whole I-Phone in a bar thing.
say it isn't so on the firing of the cleaning people!
Why oh why did I look at that rectum bar?
I don't even want breakfast right now.
No bathroom and no cleaners? It's a sad day.
I will never learn not to click on links, will I? Damn my morbid curiosity! :)
Good thing I have a tulip picture posted...you won't have to shake angry fists at me! ;)
I'm with Mrs. Bear - sad day with no cleaners and no bathroom!
Okay, that rectum bar is just all sorts of wrong. Especially since I've spent the last two weeks staring at my dog's.
Rectum, that is. If he had a bar, I'm sure we'd be able to retire.
That Betty White/John Ritter thing? What the fucking fuck? My brain hurts.
Sorry no flowers or unicorns, but I did see a girl get hit by a car.
I'm a little giddy about the next iphone.
I know it's Spring when the rain brings the spiders in. Finding one a night. My heart can't take much anymore.
Fire your house cleaners? Say it isn't so!
I like wrong things. The rectum bar? That just crosses the line.
Good morning. I have no unicorns but I do have ducks and fish. Thanks again for keeping RTT going, some weeks it's the only day I post. Sad, I know. Weather report in Nor Cal: Rain with chance of drizzle followed by showers.
Good morning. I have no unicorns but I do have ducks and fish. Thanks again for keeping RTT going, some weeks it's the only day I post. Sad, I know. Rain with chance of drizzle followed by showers.
What did your cleaners do??
This weeks blog is so disturbing... rectums and Betty White riding John Ritter... I don't know if my brain can handle it :)
Oh heeeyyy... it's my first Random Tueday, thanks for hosting such a fun meme:-)
ewwww! The rectum bar FREAKS me out! bwahaha!
And your laptop tried to smother you?? Yikes. Maybe you shouldn't bring your work to bed. heh.
I will get the unicorns out next week. Maybe. I have learned to avoid some of your links - I am S-M-R-T. Please tell me you are firing your cleaners to HIRE new ones, because once you don't have to clean your house you can never go back to doing it your self, it's some kinda law.
Getting rid of my cleaning people was one of the saddest days of my life. I have still not gotten over it :(.
My first RTT! I'm so excited!
ooooh shiny!! :) I'm still bathroomless too. It sucks.