I'll just get them to tile over the existing bloated corpse: Random Tuesday Thoughts
Tuesday, March 9, 2010 at 5:09AM 
Hey, it's Tuesday and I'm BACK! I'm no longer self-medicating and feeling sorry for myself!
Well, okay, I am. But I'm blogging anyway.
Did you guys have fun over at Amy's place last week? It's bitchin', huh? Like some kind of bitchin' wives club, or something.
Anyway, regarding the Tuesday randomness: You know the drill - write a random post, grab the fugly purple button, and link up! Then visit some of your cohorts and make friends. The four people above you or something. Or, y'know, do whatever you want. I don't care.
Wait, did that seem bitchy? Hm. Surprisingly, I don't care about that either.
Hubby and I just spent part of our date night at Home Depot. I know, we rock. First Wal Mart and now this. But we were picking out tile for the bathroom, which is getting a little facelift. I am super pumped about that. It's starting to look a little...well-used.
Actually, if you squint, and not even that much of a squint, it looks like the kind of bathroom that your bloated corpse would turn up in after you took up heroin and your family lost track of you for a while.
I'm even more super pumped about how we're paying for said facelift, which is not with money that we don't have or we would have reno'd long before it started looking like a place where crack whores pee. No, hubby is trading one of his contractor friends a bunch of Metallica
So glad I didn't drop a match on that stuff that one time.
I have a job interview tomorrow. I feel like throwing up. I haven't had to interview for a proper job since 2003.
Are nipple tassles still appropriate?
My tooth hurts.
I'm completely repulsed by this girl who got her tongue forked, but I can't stop watching it anyway. I bet she's popular. I'm really, really glad nobody suggested this to me in high school, when I was younger and stupider. (Well, younger.)
I feel like I need to go study for this job interview now. Kill me now. Er, I mean, wish me luck.
Random up!
Reader Comments (55)
Good luck with the interview! And that forked tongue is freaky!!
Date night sounds like a great idea, but I'd probably go to Target. Just my opinion, though. My BIL once took my sister to the dump with him on their Anniversary. What a romantic!
Nipple tassels are always appropriate. My job interview was successful. I am predicting that yours will be also!
I forgot...before you tile over any corpses, be sure to use a good sealer.
haha you remind me of myself! Good luck with that job interview and I hear its more about leather and chains now than paisties! And remodling must be in the air every blog I read lately has something about remodling, including my own, not that I read my own cause thats just torture that I like to inflict upon other people but you get the point! I enjoy reading your blog and have become a follower! Keep up the good stuff! Stay away from matches (they'll make you wet the bed)
OMG!! People still work for trade? DH has a butt load of KISS crap. Wonder if I can trade my garage full of totes for a new house?
Happy Tuesday!
Hi There..Im new here..This looks like a fun place..Hope you get the job..!!Im following you now...!!
I love how you are getting your bath re-do! Brilliant. Good luck with the job interview. Will they accept references from bloggy friends?
I'm off to look for some Journey or Boston memorabilia to trade in for plane tickets.
I'm thinking nipple tassels are definitely the way to go.
Really, best of luck, and 'go you!' for the new, bartered bathroom! :)
Good luck with your job interview you will do awesome!
Good luck with your interview!!!! (And if you ever need someone to cover again, just let me know. What a fun day it was!_
And, darlin', nipple tassels NEVER go outta style!
Oh my word! That tongue thing is SO GROSS! Ick!
Good luck with the job interview!
weird man, we were just talking about forked tongues at work last night, i swear.
good luck with the job interview, i'd be shitting my pants.
Go with the nipple tassels. They're the ace up your sleeve. So to speak.
Dammit, if I'd known I could pay for a bathroom remodel with Metallica memorabilia...nah, I probably still wouldn't have collected any.
It's almost been exactly 8 years since my last job interview, I have no idea what the current standards might be, but I think the exposed g-string always sends the right message.
Good luck.
Good luck with the interview! I think nipple tassels are totally appropriate...with matching glitter eye make-up, of course.
Oh, and congrats on the bathroom remodel!
hey! short time follower (ummm, yeah, I 'discovered' your blog today ;D), first time joiner! For fear of pointing out the totally obvious; your blog rocks!
btw, I hear nipple tassles are on the 'out'...try some bondage gear, instead; in addition to being "super hot", it could be interpreted as symbolic to your dedication to your job, or some other such like...
Your post is awesome as always. I will be having nightmares over that gal's moving tongue.
Thumbs up on the Home Depot date, thumbs down on the tassles. Daisy dukes are the new old nip tassles.
Good luck with your interview!
We love the Home Depot. Not so sure about the tassles. If the person interviewing you wears tassles- it's a trap! Good luck!
Ahhhh! Creepy forked tongue girl! I can't look away!
Dude. Do people NOT think about having to get a job someday? That's not something you can really hide all that easily....
But I wonder if it's easier for her to get to food stuck between her teeth...maybe she can attack it from two angles.
DUDE, cracking me up as always. GL on the interview.
Yay!! I love random. It's my favorite. I just found you on another blog and am now in love. Nipple tassles huh? Hope that interview goes well. You are hilarious and I love date night at Home Depot as well. Come visit me sometime if you want at:
http://organicmotherhoodwithcoolwhip.com/
Will work for Metallica crap - I love it!
I'm sorry your tooth hurts - toothache is no fun! Like headaches, it's one of those things that prevent you from thinking of anything else. gaah.
But yay on the bathroom facelift/getting rid of Metallica memorabilia combo! Wow, what a score!