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    I'll just get them to tile over the existing bloated corpse: Random Tuesday Thoughts


    Hey, it's Tuesday and I'm BACK! I'm no longer self-medicating and feeling sorry for myself!

    Well, okay, I am. But I'm blogging anyway.

    Did you guys have fun over at Amy's place last week? It's bitchin', huh? Like some kind of bitchin' wives club, or something.

    Anyway, regarding the Tuesday randomness: You know the drill - write a random post, grab the fugly purple button, and link up! Then visit some of your cohorts and make friends. The four people above you or something. Or, y'know, do whatever you want. I don't care.

    Wait, did that seem bitchy? Hm. Surprisingly, I don't care about that either.

    Hubby and I just spent part of our date night at Home Depot. I know, we rock. First Wal Mart and now this. But we were picking out tile for the bathroom, which is getting a little facelift. I am super pumped about that. It's starting to look a little...well-used.

    Actually, if you squint, and not even that much of a squint, it looks like the kind of bathroom that your bloated corpse would turn up in after you took up heroin and your family lost track of you for a while.

    I'm even more super pumped about how we're paying for said facelift, which is not with money that we don't have or we would have reno'd long before it started looking like a place where crack whores pee. No, hubby is trading one of his contractor friends a bunch of Metallica crap memorabilia for painting, tiling, and possibly installing a fan. So - winnity-win for ME!

    So glad I didn't drop a match on that stuff that one time.

    I have a job interview tomorrow. I feel like throwing up. I haven't had to interview for a proper job since 2003.

    Are nipple tassles still appropriate?

    My tooth hurts.

    I'm completely repulsed by this girl who got her tongue forked, but I can't stop watching it anyway. I bet she's popular. I'm really, really glad nobody suggested this to me in high school, when I was younger and stupider. (Well, younger.)

    I feel like I need to go study for this job interview now. Kill me now. Er, I mean, wish me luck.

    Random up!

    Reader Comments (55)

    Good luck with the interview. I suggest taking drugs and drinking AFTER the interview. It's just a suggestion.

    March 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMichele

    Job interview huh? I don't know about the nipple pasties!! LOL!! Depends on who is doing the interview. If it is a woman...well enough said!!!>>>>>!!!!! I agree with Michele...take drugs!
    Congrats on your bathroom makeover...that is so cool! And bartering for it is even better!! WooHoo!!
    You will have to take before and after pics. I don't care if whore piss there are not. I wanna see??!!
    I will link up!

    March 9, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterslommler

    Good luck with the bathroom facelift and the interview.

    I have faith you'll rock the interview. I'm pretty sure it's okay to throw up after it, I just recommend avoiding puke during the actual interview.

    March 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterK

    Job interviews are equivalent to sticking a fork in your eye...treacherous. Good luck with it and happy RTT.

    March 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTerra H.

    Some of my and Mr. HH's best dates have involved trip to Home Depot. It's actually fun. Don't feel bad about that.
    Best of luck with the interview. I have a giveaway on my blog. Everyone should come over and join in. It involves European candy!

    March 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMom in High Heels

    Trading Metallica crap is the way forward and hey, I'll bet that pleases you no end.

    You could sell some more of his stuff on the sly and take yourself out shopping.

    March 9, 2010 | Unregistered Commentermo.stoneskin

    Good luck. Seriously, I bet you'll knock it out of the park.

    March 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterFrogs in my formula

    OMG! when will I learn NEVER to click on your links!! That tongue freaked me out! :D LOL I know, I'm such a baby!:D

    Our bathroom doesn't look that bad, but I want a little renovation done on it too.. :D

    Good luck with the interview, I know you're going to do great. :)

    Happy Tuesday Keely! :)

    March 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAne Fallarme

    Good Luck in the interview. I would not want to be in your shoes.

    I won't even looked at the forked tongue. It just sounds gory...and stupid.

    New bathroom and crap removal? You won the lottery. I wonder if I can trade out Hubster's remote controlled car collection for some new carpeting?

    March 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterShelly

    I heard nipple tassles were definitely out (too 80's) BUT showing off piercings in unusual places is cool.

    Good luck :) and Happy RTT!

    March 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBlogging Mama Andrea

    Peeing crack whores - great visual!

    Good luck with your interview. I hope this is the solution you've been hoping for!

    March 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJenni

    I'm still freaking out over that forked tongue. Apparently I never learn not to click. ;)

    Good luck with the job interview tomorrow! It's been forever and a day since I've been subjected to one, so I'll be of no help. But I'm pretty sure you need to leave the nipple tassels at home. ;)

    Your date night sounds like something hubby and I would do, too. Good thing you didn't drop a match on all that, um I mean valuable you can get your crack whore bathroom fixed up. Score! :)

    Forked tongue = freaky! I know I'm just repeating what others wrote, but that tongue...freaky!

    Good luck with the interview! You'll do great!

    March 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterGinny Marie

    Of course nipple tassles are appropriate; how do you think I got my job at the library?? Of course, that just might be New England, now that I think of it...
    Good luck! You'll knock it out of the park!

    March 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMaureen@IslandRoar

    Good luck on your interview! Just tone down the "fuckity fuck fuck" and you'll do fine.

    March 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSprite's Keeper

    OMG that tongue. It like, doesn't fit with her face!

    March 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJayme

    Date night? What's that? Now that our older daughter is in Florida we don't have a babysitter and God forbid we actually pay for one.

    I'm going to avoid the forked tongue girl. I don't what that image stuck in my head all day.

    Good luck with the interview!

    March 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterElle

    Ugh, the tongue forking thing is so gross!!!! I never got that. However, I think you might really make a sparkling first impression on your job interview with some nipple tassles ;)

    I much prefer the look of that bathroom in the first Matrix--the one where they tried to escape through the walls.

    March 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterClark Kent's Lunchbox

    Good thing you didn't get your tongue forked - not exactly what impresses most interviewers.

    Unless the interviewer collects metallica stuff (maybe)

    Enjoy the new loo!

    March 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterArtSnark

    ok, I lost my train of thought after MIHH wrote about giving away chocolate. But I'm back.

    Don't fork your tongue before the interview. I think it might give a wrong impression. As for the tassels, uhm. Is Madonna interviewing you? If so, go with it. If not, maybe rethink.

    Either way. Good luck.

    March 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMama Badger

    Ugh, I can't even watch the tongue forking because every time I am about to click your link my brain screams "ABORT ABORT ABORT!!!" lol

    I don't have any tile in my house. That would be to classy for this part of the world. No, here we stick with them plastic tubs and showers. It's really a win win, because since this pos town is also smack dab in the center of tornado ally, we get to dive for shelter ever 20 minutes in our secure plastic tub. The sound of the blaring tornado sirens is much easier to hear in a plastic tub too. So that's not scary at all. Nothing screams secure from a twister like plastic tub. :(

    March 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBig Mama Cass

    Good to have you back! Best wishes on your interview ... I suspect you'll do just fine!
    Hugs and blessings,

    March 9, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterhappily retired gal

    Aw, I'm sad I missed Amy for last week's RTT. Oh, well, I had a lot more to say this week anyway.

    March 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterWild Child

    Good luck!!!

    Tounge forking, ewwww.

    Bathroom reno, awesome! I want to redo our bathrooms, but I do NOT want to fork over the cash. And I don't have the cash to fork over so it is pretty much a no go.

    March 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJennifer

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