Thursday
Mar042010
You could call it the When Angsty Renaissance FairsTurn Into Obscure Orgies Blog, or something. Though I'm sure that's kind of a niche market.
Thursday, March 4, 2010 at 7:28AM Someone left this comment on a really old post of mine, and I've been snickering over it for a few days. I mean, it's even odder than the spam comments I get linking to blue cheese. Is this how budding romance authors spread the word about their writing now?
Grateful, he wrapped his arms around his friend and buried his face in his neck. His throat worked to swallow, and a fine sheen of sweat shimmered on his skin. He nodded, slid an arm about Irins shoulders, and led his truemate from the room. But she knew firsthand that knowing and seeing it happen were two very different things. Someones strong arms surrounded her, and a broad chest met her cheek. She glanced away before her visual admiration sparked lust. She had neither seen nor asked after Tykir, Lanthan, nor Brevin. Gala sat back, hands on Eyrhaens shoulders. Blue eyes stared at her from an expressionless face. Anything but admit she was wrong, even if she now knew she had been. He smiled at her glare, the red simmering behind the hazel of his eyes. Stubbornly, she refused to cower into the wall behind her. A gasp puffed past her lips as Lanthan pressed a kiss just underneath her ear. She writhed, prodding the tip of him with her drenched folds. he growled into her ear. Behind her, Tykir nestled close, his cheek resting on the back of her shoulder. He tilted his face back up toward her. He shared in her laughter, and she gloried at how easy it was. But she needed to know one more thing. She met his gaze seriously.
If that's the case, you might want to consider leaving your name, Anonymous.
(Or just get your own damn blog!)
(Seriously, "drenched folds"?)
Reader Comments (28)
So many questions. Why are people in romance novels ALWAYS NAKED? And why don't they have labias or penises? Always with the drenched folds and tips. FYI romance novel authors, NOT SEXY.
I love me some smut, but you're right, 'drenched folds'? That is so un hot.
For real. I just want to offer girlfriend towel, an maybe some Summer's Eve Feminine Powder.
I just wish they had names I could pronounce. I spent more time trying to figure out how they should sound in my head than realizing they were doing it.
This woman is wearing her ribbon wrapped head band too tight.
that's is some weird spam. confusing too. and drenched folds sounds like laundry.
Mannnnn.....you get all the good comments.
hahaha drenched folds...I'm used to hearing smoldering centers and throbbing members but that was a new one.
And what's with the names? Where are Bob and Leann!
I'm scratching my head over this one. WTH? Why would anyone post that on someone else's blog?
Okay, so I copied a bit of the text and googled it (She glanced away before her visual admiration). You're not the only one Anonymous hit. If you want to read more of the same, there's chapters of it, although some of it much more graphic on everything from Jesse Ventura articles to Fashion Trends. I just had a laugh about it with my husband.
Again, WTH?!
???????
I think I'm speechless. I guess I'm still trying to figure how how to pronounce the names like everyone else. And who's doing who? That was just confusing.
That was my question too!! Who is on first?? And those names!! Ack!! Yes! They need their own blog! For sure!!
Have a great day!
Hugs
SueAnn
OMG. When I read "drenched folds," I'm thinking alien genitalia.
Not hot! And why wasn't my blog chosen to receive this special treasure?
Ummm...I got lost at about the third name in and I couldn't figure out who was male and who was female. I did catch the fact that someone was doing someone but was that a threesome at the end?
Get a blog already.
Ha! They left that on http://happymealsandhappyhour.blogspot.com/2010/03/juggle-fail-porn-in-your-comments.html" rel="nofollow">Sue's blog too...or something really close to it.. too funny but I agree...get your own blog!
Looks like someone needs to pick up a Nora Roberts book and learn how it's really done.
I'm still laughing at "where are Bob and Leann?" :)))
The best Anonymous has left for me is some crap about solar panels. So unfair.
@Braja..glad you enjoyed that. It could be a trailer park love story. Bet there wouldn't be any drenched folds in it!
Some people really should just get their own blog.
That'a way more entertaining than the spam I get.
OMG Yours is the second blog that I read that had a racy announymous comment today! WOW, someone is getting around!
I'm so embarrassed. I thought you said you'd offer feedback on my writing in private....instead you out me??
Noooooooooooooo!
Tykir, Lanthan, Brevin, Gala, and Eyrhaens?
caaaan't type - stiiilll laughing
Wow, a three or foursome nonetheless. WTF?!
Tip. That's not too flattering for poor Irins. Or was that Tykir? And what are those other two doing? Aside from snickering at Irins tip.
This is too hilarious for computer shorthand. *Laughing my fucking ass off.*
P.S. Don't you just wish you could do that? Laugh your ass off? Giggle away your gut and snicker 'til you're slimmer? (That'd be the catchy slogan.) It's not fair that this isn't a valid weight loss strategy. Someone needs to work on that.