Text messaging support groups leave something to be desired.

Me: My kid has spent the majority of the day in time out.  He's in a really fun new 'hitting' phase.  Halp.

FoN: Explain to him that hitting is wrong.  That should work.

Me: Gee, I hadn't thought of that.

FoN: That's what I'm here for.

FoN: Fucking (local footballl team that was playing at the time).  They are frustrating.

Me: Just explain to them that they should try harder to win.  That should work.

FoN: Oh, right.  thanks.

Me: That's what I'm here for.

FoN: Word.

Me: Or you could just not care.  That works for me.

FoN: It's working! They're winning now!

Me: Word.