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    Monday
    Sep282009

    A pox! A pestilence! A lack of Raaaaiiiiid!

    Last year, we suffered a scourge of wasps. This year, the infestation appears to be flies.

    Not the big, fat black flies that herald the presence of Beelzebub, but the smaller, more obnoxious kind. And they brought their underage cousins, the fruit flies, to the party. It's like Satan Lite around here.

    I've no idea where they're coming from, if it's just a seasonal thing or what. Having a toddler who likes to hide his snacks probably doesn't help, but the dog is pretty on top of that situation, so I'm sure it's not just us. But you can't exactly ask around about these things, because inquiring as to whether your neighbours are also suffering from these tiny winged demons is tantamount to admitting that you're the worlds worst housekeeper. Which I am. But I have a cleaning service for that.

    (I apparently don't feel the same kind of shame about admitting these things to you guys, though. You all seem incapable of judging me. Some days, I thoroughly expect to be judged, and then you're all supportive and "Oh, NO, honey, EVERYBODY has gross kitchen sinks and mice and drinks too much wine. You're fine." I kind of wonder if you're just speaking gently to me like you would someone who was a little simple, or standing on a window ledge or holding a knife to a kittens throat.)

    Anyway. We have those really classy sticky strips hanging everywhere, but mostly I'm just waiting it out. Because in a few weeks, the temperature will plummet and nothing but the crazy and the well-insulated will survive.

    It's pretty much the only good thing about living here in the winter.

    Reader Comments (30)

    We have fruit fly infestations from time to time, but I know that those are due entirely to me not throwing out the rotten bananas.

    I figure as long as it's not what we call horseflies (the poop-clingers), you're fine.

    September 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterPerpetua

    Usually they die out if I give my kitchen a good scrubbing with bleach. Then they mysteriously reappear like a week later. I've just about given up.

    ALSO: on the geeky gaming mommy front: I got Aion Online yesterday and ended up playing for six hours straight- and I haven't done that in years. This game is pretty sweet. AND you get wings.

    September 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMelanie

    Ugh. We have the same problem. Where do they come from?! I'm just waiting for a good freeze to kill all of them.

    September 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCaitlin

    I have those too. I left a plate with a little bit of ketchup on it out beside the sink yesterday and when I came home three hours later there were more little flies than in a rain forrest in here. Having an entirely WHITE kitchen doesn't help.

    September 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterFoN

    I have yet to be here in Houston a full year so am not sure if we have a Satan Lite season. I hope to God not because we have already gone through the Village of the Damn Ants season.

    September 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMichele

    We get those sometimes and it drives me freakin' crazy. I use those bug bomb things to get rid of them. We don't have the cold here to kill them so a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.

    September 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJennifer

    yuck! we have fruit flies here too lately. but with 6 kids my poor bananas don'[t even get a chance to go baddd so idk WHERE they come from....

    September 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterHeather

    We've had these on and off lately too. When I started, I think I brought them home with bananas because they showed up immediately. I haven't brought bananas home in weeks and I've still seen a few stragglers here and there. THEY SUCK and should die. Immediately. I see no purpose for them.

    September 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAntoinette

    every once in a while the fruit flies stage a hostile takeover in my kitchen. They leave their little demon spawn on the windows, where it's warm. If you clean the windows good with windex (i know, i so don't do windows either) and get the spray that is specifically for flying insects it usually kills them off pretty well ;)

    September 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDivine Chaos

    What is up with those little bastards this year? They keep my fish happy though. I knock them out of the air so they're still alive and kicking when I throw them in the fish tank. Then the fish act like little sharks circling in for the kill.

    September 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCaptain Dumbass

    we have fruit flies here too. adn when the weather starts to get chilly the spiders like to come inside. That sucks but they are usually the small ones so I just flush them. I asked around tho, it happens to my neighbors too so I don't feel too awfully bad about it...

    September 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterrxBambi

    We had an attack at the park on Saturday. That meatball never saw it coming. Neither did the guy that ate the meatball after the fly had done its thing..

    September 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSprite's Keeper

    Well that was a new one and it came out in 91?
    The fruit flies? Red Whine vingar, they dive? they drown they die!
    The other black flies? leave them some beer, they dive they drink they get drunk the die!

    The reason our comments are gentle and kind is because your audience would also rather use a computer vs a housework type appliance or cleaning instrument. We're not finding out kids hidden food either. We can't say a word...

    September 28, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterkyooty

    We are overrun with flies as well. In fact there are 5 of them on my computer monitor as I type this. I hate the damn things....

    September 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterPricilla

    I have had more flies than usual, too. (Thankfully it's not a full-fledged infestation yet.) I assumed there was something rotting in a hidden crevice somewhere.

    September 28, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterkyslp

    we've had a lot of flies as well. but i have not sucummed to that fly paper, but I bet it works better then they way we are dealing with them. which involves me swatting at them and swearing a lot.

    September 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJenni

    awww poor Keely! and we would never treat you like that, we have killer flies in SC too so you have my sympathy, although ours will last a little longer, 'cause it never really gets cold here....

    And as for infestations my jobs gotta be the worst.. hmm maybe i should post about that and link to you! lol

    September 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAngel

    North Carolina sucks for bugs! You can have houseflies at Christmas time!

    September 28, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterotin

    Do those stupid fly strips work for you? We bought a ton of them for mosquitoes and all they managed to catch was dust and my furniture. That sticky shit is impossible to get off.

    Good luck from a fellow bad housekeeper. I'd hire a maid but that would mean vacating the house during the day and I'm too lazy for that.

    September 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCasey

    everyone in texas has bugs in their house. i'm sure that even the sophisticated eva longoria has sugar ants or some such insect breeding in a rarely used corner of her house. if you are lucky, you find them when they are small. or else you end up finding a texas sized cock roach in the bathroom. and let me tell you what about cock roaches, they are gross! but i don't need to tell you that. you have bugs in your house up yonder.

    ok, that's one of the bad things about living in a warmer climate, the pests never go away. they fly slower.

    September 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBex

    eck...every kitchen I know around here has the dreaded fruit flies. A small dish of apple cider vinegar with a piece of plastic wrap over it (and small holes poked in it...I use a toothpick to make the holes) seems to help somewhat.

    Nothing like seeing the buggers trapped and drowning...

    September 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterFoundProdigalDaughter

    That can't be the only good thing about winters there? Surely you have a good ice luge?

    September 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterFrogs in my formula

    Honestly? I have fruit flies and a cleaning service. What were we posting about again?

    September 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLeanne

    We were given a wonderful bag full of the most delicious asian pears two weeks ago and within three days, we had a gazillion fruit flies. They were in almost every room of the house..just flip-flopin around and exploring in little swarms of ten at a time. I left out a small bowl of red wine - add in a little bit of a mixture of dish soap and water-cover with saran warp, with small holes in it and wah-lah!! I now only have little swarms of one or two in each room....and it's almost a game now for my son and I to CLAP them to death!

    September 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKaylen

    Random Tuesday yet?? I've got some and I'm waiting for your post!! It's a slow night at work. Weird, I know, but I like being random on Tuesdays so I love the thing you've got going with it... still waiting..
    And yes, I'm aware it's only 1253AM!! At work... and bored :)

    September 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDakerMom

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