I didn't use a sniper rifle on the mouse but I'm ready to upgrade: Random Tuesday Thoughts

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So, it's Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday. It's kind of like Marsha Marsha Marsha, but far less annoying. Especially now that there's Random Tuesday Thoughts! Want to play? Grab the button, spew your own brain bits and bobs, and link up!

My back problems have not improved - in fact, it's gotten worse. So I'm in the market for a new back and probably a hip.

(The black market. Obviously.)

I'm going to need a lot of extra cash to fund this little endeavour. The only way I can think of to make that much money at once is to a) turn a lot of tricks or b) live the dream and become an assassin. Option A is kind of out, because of the whole hip thing (also the whole "I'm supposed to be someone's wife and mother and an upstanding citizen" thing, but mostly the hip), so does anybody have someone they need whacked?

Hm. Actually, if I'm offing people anyway...and I make sure it's a head shot and not through the torso...

You know what? Never mind.

Last week Valentina and I got bored and crabby at work, so we decided to go on a Slurpee run.

(We go on a LOT of Slurpee runs.)

I drove and when we got back to the vehicle with our purchases, I had to clear the debris out of the console to make room for the Slurpees because I'm a fucking slob and my car is a contaminated zone. I picked up a Tim Horton's Ice Capp cup, in which there was about 2" of liquid. Oh, and also a dead mouse.

Despite my status as Triumphant Mouse Hunter, I am still grossed out by this. I mean, what if I had unthinkingly taken a sip? What if it was there the whole time?

Bleaaaaaahhhhuhuuhuuhuhuuuhuhuuhuh.


I don't think I've ever mentioned that Valentina and I work for the same company, but Valentina and I work for the same company. I worked there first, but she's worked there longer. Whee! Fun with math!

Animals. With lightsabers. Need I say more?

The voting seems pretty evenly divided on yesterday's post ("what project should Keely tackle and blog about?"). I would just like to reiterate at this point that I'm a complete godless heathen, so the singing in a gospel choir thing might be...awkward. Or burst-into-flamesy. Either way, it'll probably be good video.

And...that is all. Randomize and link up! Oh, and leave a comment if you want someone whacked. I'm pretty sure that would never stand up in a court of law.