It's like a train wreck, you can't look away and people get weirded out if you start going through pockets: Random Tuesday Thoughts
Tuesday, September 1, 2009 at 6:35AM 
Yes, folks, it's that day again. Time to belly on up to the Random Tuesday bar and let me pour you a shot of whatthefuckisshetalkingabout. (It's new, just got put on the shelves.) Then keep the party happening on your own blogs!
So, Disney bought Marvel Entertainment. I wish I'd known it was for sale, I'm sure I have 4 billion laying around here someplace. But anyway, who wants to take bets on how long it takes for gay and bisexual characters like Northstar and Rictor to get unceremoniously shoved back in the closet? Not that Marvel had a ton of them to begin with. But they were making progress. I know Disney's all family-friendly; at least, if it's the right kind of family.
C'mon, someone prove me wrong here.
On the other hand, hopefully this means they'll stop attempting to make Punisher movies.
I spend a lot of time on this site, horrifying myself by what's in the beauty products I use. Go on. I dare you.
Most disturbing Twilight fanatic stuff to date:
Edward shower curtain
This morning I had a dream that I was trying to get frisky with hubby and he rejected me, getting mad and telling me I was a liar because I didn't really find him attractive. For the record, obviously I find him very attractive (and my dream self has a lot more energy than my real self in the morning). I told him about it; he seemed more interested in the frisky part than whether his dream-self was mad at me. But when I got home from work he offered me 12 roses, to apologize for his dream-self being an ass. Also to make it abundantly clear that he would not reject my frisky self under ANY circumstances.
I wonder what I can lie dream about tomorrow morning?
I totally missed my blogoversary. It was last Monday. So I'm having an extra glass of wine to celebrate. Feel free to do the same.
Who knew that I, with the attention span of a gnat, would manage to
Oh holy shit this is the funniest kid's toy ever!
Hubby also broke the computer chair the other day. He blames girthiness. I blame leaning further than crappy Wal-Mart computer chairs are meant to lean. Either way, now I'm sitting on a folding chair.
My butt hurts.
In unrelated news, this may be the shortest RTT ever. See, I told you it would be quick and painful. Now grab the button and link up!
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Reader Comments (59)
Woah, glad your ass finally got out of bed to post your randomness. Please refrain from all future Twilight references for my benefit, ok? Whatever, do what you want, it's your blog.
Happy blogiversary. I think ours is on the same day. We're cool. Not as cool as pole dancing dolls but almost.
Okay---so I'll admit. I was totally getting worried about you Keely! I thought for sure the zombies had come and taken you away this morning......
Twilight Inspired dildos?? Pole Dancing Dolls?? And Hard chairs??
Yowzer...where do you come up with this stuff?! Have a great Tuesday! And Keely? Go get yourself a cushion for your behind NOW!
Ew, a Twilight Dildo?
One more thing...I'm having a glass of wine right now in celebration of your blogoversary!
Congrats!
WooHoo!! It is ALIVE! :)
OK, now I'm going to read your randomness and comment appropriately... ;)
OMG! The Twilight-inspired dildo!
What will they think of next? Cheney-inspired rifles? Bush-inspired Buttplugs? Hillary-inspired Passport covers? Michelle-inspired sleeveless blouses... oh wait... they did that.
okay wow... I also made a comment on the Disney-marvel thing, the outcry at the student center was deafening, but now I have you comment on the punisher to add to them today.
I love your RTT again this week!
That is more like it - and yeah, go ahead and blame it on the booze, that's okay.
I had some dream that sounded like that.. but it was the other way around.. for some reason (i really couldn't figure out even in the dream) i was mad at my husband and when i woke up i kept being mad at him.. i told him about the dream.. and then for the rest of the week he was a sweetheart and buy me sweet things and pamper me :) oh kudos to the weird dreams then!:)
oh and happy belated blogoversary! you rock!
Ok, ummm... I thought Disney was supposed to be "gay friendly". Seriously! A few years ago people were complaining because they gave insurance benefits to same sex partners AND they were complaining because Disney owns ABC and they were getting a lot of gay characters on the shows on that network. Really! I remember that all happening. I think.
now i'm off to buy that Twilight inspired dildo
That was so awesome of your husband. I don't picture my hubby saying no to a frisky me any time soon either.
That Pole Dancer doll is just crazy. I wonder how many they sell and who buys it for their daughter. "Here honey, these will be great talents to learn one day".
Twilight dildo?!! Um, excuse me, I have some shopping to do...
*biting my tongue about the sparkly dildo, biting my tongue about the sparkly dildo*
Yes, I was perturbed about the Disney/Marvel thing, too.
Okay, I couldn't make myself check out the Twilight Dildo...for one, I'm at work and I have no idea what's going to appear when I click that link or who monitors where I go.
Pole Dancing doll. I'm even MORE thankful I had a little boy! "But, mommy, I HAVE to have the pole dancer! PLEASEEEEEE!" Um, yeah, no thanks!
OK, I got distracted by the links... Shiny objects! :)
Ooooh! I'm going to have to try that dream sequence mode and see if it gets hubby to bring home flowers... ;)
Happy (late) Blogoversary! Mine falls on next Tuesday, which is cool, because I'll get to party with all the Random Peeps! :) I didn't realize we had started around the same time... You ROCK so much better than me! :)
Sorry your butt hurts sitting on a folding chair...didn't your hubby ever learn you're never suppose to lean back on any chair, especially Wal-Mart ones? ;)
Happy RTT!
Oh yeah. Thanks for the links. I have my Christmas shopping list complete now. Can't wait to watch my Twilight fanatic cousin open her gift at the big family gathering at my grandparents. It will be priceless.
I've been down that folding chair route. It's always the husband's fault. We sit like ladies, right?
Happy Blogoversary!
The pole dancer doll is as the site says, "the wrongest."
I wonder if they make a pimp doll for the boys?
I feel the same way about Disney. If you're up for something funny, YouTube "DiVinci's Notebook- Magic Kingdom in the Sky". You'll laugh.
Ooooh, let's hope littliest badger is a girl so I can go buy her Pole Dancer Doll, right after Harley Barbie...
Good morning!
Or good afternoon??
Yeah, I hate it when people say that to me too.
I don't think much at Marvel will change, they'll just slap a mouse ears sticker on the back cover. Don't forget Disney owns everything else. They even own me...
You lost me at the Twilight Dildo...Im wondering if it bites
Happy blogiversary. The pole dancing doll was disturbing!!!
Can you use your Twilight dildo while showering with Robert Pattinson staring at you? Cuz THAT... er.... wait... this is public... uhhhhhhhhhh........
So. Pole dancing baby dolls.... ok... I shouldn't comment on that either.....
Mr. B would never reject my friskiness either. It's kinda weird.
Oh, yeah... you talked about other things... the Disney/Marvel thing. I too, hope they stop making Punisher movies. Amen SISTA!
I am just going to go on not knowing what's in my cosmetics, if that's OK with you.