Any idiot knows you can't make a water toy that doesn't allow diving. Geesh...what do the manufacturers expect a kid to do if not dive into that glistening pool?!
I have to agree with the others...the warning is there b/c it has been put to the test.
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Frozen pizzas say, "Don't Eat Frozen." Coffee cups say, "Contents Very Hot." It's for the really stupid people, and quite honestly, the theory of survival of the fittest should take care of those people, without the need for ridiculous warnings. :)
I read a blog the other day were the writer had bought a bag of peanuts and it had a warning on it that it CONTAINED PEANUTS. Uh, yeah - he bought PEANUTS.
Wednesday, August 5, 2009 at 5:13AM
Reader Comments (37)
Good thing it has that warning. I wonder if ants can read?
Is this item market to mice? No diving on what? Do they think you'll use the 2X2 square like a slip in slide? Inevatibly, printed in China...
Have I mentioned how much I love Xs auburn hair?
Er, I do believe Claire missed that warning label. Because she? went headfirst into that.
LOL! I'm of the belief that we should take all warning labels off things, and let nature be allowed to take its course and eliminate stupid people....
WTF? Important safety tip, HA!
he still looks like he's considering it...
Obviously it doesn't say, "Don't put a big rock on the octopus."
Considering how frivolous lawsuits have gotten so out of hand, you're lucky it doesn't say "Not For Use With Water".
LOL it's for the slip-n-slider kind of kids.
Every time I see a stupid warning, to me that says that its happened before, and someone tried to sue. Thats the worst part
Any idiot knows you can't make a water toy that doesn't allow diving. Geesh...what do the manufacturers expect a kid to do if not dive into that glistening pool?!
I have to agree with the others...the warning is there b/c it has been put to the test.
We love the land of the free and the home of the jackasses!
lol @bobbyg i ALWAYS think the same thing... who was dumbass enough to try that???? lol
I wonder what idiot actually attempted that to prompt such a ridiculous warning.
Our splash area does the same thing. I have pictures!
http://www.spriteskeeper.com/my_weblog/2008/06/brought-to-you-by-the-folks-behind-do-not-operate-while-asleep.html
Such a giggle!
Oh my gosh, too funny and yet stupid at the same time. Who would even think of diving into that? Geeeez.
I would ask why it says no diving... but I know the answer. Its because people are dumb.
Frozen pizzas say, "Don't Eat Frozen." Coffee cups say, "Contents Very Hot." It's for the really stupid people, and quite honestly, the theory of survival of the fittest should take care of those people, without the need for ridiculous warnings. :)
I read a blog the other day were the writer had bought a bag of peanuts and it had a warning on it that it CONTAINED PEANUTS. Uh, yeah - he bought PEANUTS.
It doesn't say anything about cannonballs.
*snort*
Nice. Seriously? Kids that use it can't even read!
feels like an episode of jacka** with toddlers
Jesus!
Bwah ha ha! God protects fools and little children. Guess we know who THIS warning is for.
Yeah, NOW you tell me!