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    Sunday
    Jul052009

    It's ALLLIIIIIIIVE!!

    My phone, that is. Hubby fixed it, by doing what I wouldn't dare and plugging it in.

    He also fixed the stove, because he fucking rocks. Although I used the oven tonight and broke that, but I'm not sure how. I flipped the breaker - even though the stovetop was still working - and then the oven worked again, which probably means it's possessed, or something.

    I'm okay with that. You don't really have to buy replacements for possessed appliances.

    Reader Comments (31)

    Now that you don't have to buy a phone or a stove, what are you going to do with all that money? Come on, who saves?

    July 5, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSo Not Mom-a-licious

    I say delete that skanky bitch ASAP or she'll break your phone again. Yay to hubby!

    July 5, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCasey

    Wewt for crafty hubs! You should replace the haunted home appliance and then put it one out into the appliance-o-sphere and wait for it to show up on Paranormal State or some other such show.

    July 5, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCaitlin

    Good newS!

    July 5, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterkyooty

    your hubs is pretty awesome. will he fix my dvd player? there may or may not be a toy inside of it making that loud clicking noise when it tries to read discs.

    July 5, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBex

    i was so mortified when i drowned my phone in my purse (long story).

    it took me days to recover from the pain of not having it at my fingertips.

    and also having to use a public payphone.

    thank jebus i have a mini can of lysol in my purse. not kidding.

    andy:)

    p.s. yippee for your phone working! the stove, not so much...'cause now you can't go out for dinner.

    July 5, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterPrincess Andy

    I wonder if devil possession is covered by house insurance? High deductable, I would imagine.

    July 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterFoN

    News Headline- 3 alarm fire in downtown said to be caused by short in oven! Flipping breakers is not a good thing! LOL!

    July 6, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterotin

    A man who can fix stuff...I love it.

    July 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterK

    I agree you should keep possessed appliances. They just seem to keep coming back if you try to get rid of them. Now, if it's a ghost that just goes from one appliance to another, then it wouldn't matter anyway. Just let him have his/her fun! LOL

    July 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCollette

    MAN, you are the most destructive wife ever! lol

    July 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBobby G

    Nice save on the phone and the oven. Handy Hubbies are the best. I wouldn't know of course but I've heard that somewhere.

    July 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMichele

    M's idea of fixing stuff around the house consists taking it apart until it's even more broken, scratching his head, and saying, "I don't know. Do you still have the receipt?" even if it's something we've had for, like, ten years.
    You're so lucky.

    July 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSam

    Naybe if she's busy fishing she won't be doing so much trolling..

    And your husband is a handy-man for sure! Did you give him the proper amount of kisses as thanks?

    July 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMrs. C.

    So THAT'S why people get married!!! Free handyman!! NOOOOOOW I get it! ;0)

    Good thing you got your phone.. wait... you can play video games on phones now??? Huh?

    July 6, 2009 | Unregistered Commentergigidiaz

    Are there Sim goats?

    July 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterPricilla

    So happy to hear the phone was salvaged!

    July 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMs. Salti

    Maybe you need to get Frogmamma's hubby over and exorcise the oven/stove. Might do it some good. As for the money.........there is lots to do with that.

    July 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSuzi

    I am glad your phone will live. Perhaps you can use it to call an old priest and a young priest to drop by and fix your stove. Or you can have two sim-hoes cook on their stove next to your stove and see if the possession trades up hosts to the sim-stove.

    July 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterWicked Step Mom

    I might let my husband work on our stove if the kids and the cat and I and any cherished possessions were safely out of the house, and I had increased our life insurance policy.

    Maybe not even under those circumstances.

    I hear the fee's for exorcisms are closely tied to the housing market. You could get a good deal right now.

    July 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterThe Dental Maven

    I hear the warranties for possessed appliances are really good these days.
    I have the same phone! John disabled my Internet when he saw I was using it to compare prices on toys for Sprite and thought my time would be better spent actually interacting with people. Jerk.

    July 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSprite's Keeper

    Ohhhh I wish I knew your hubby lol My stove has been broke for 2 months now. If I turn the power on it won't go off. anywho I LOVE your blog!
    Kas

    July 6, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterkasandria

    I disagree. I think broken appliances should live on forever. Possessed ones...they gotta go.

    July 6, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterblueviolet

    My smoke detector is possessed. Anytime you use the remote, it goes off. I took out the battery. No one messes with my TV time.

    PS, I'm having a total Buffy moment. Right. Now. "Beer. Foamy. Beer. Good."

    July 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLisa

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