My phone, that is. Hubby fixed it, by doing what I wouldn't dare and plugging it in.
He also fixed the stove, because he fucking rocks. Although I used the oven tonight and broke that, but I'm not sure how. I flipped the breaker - even though the stovetop was still working - and then the oven worked again, which probably means it's possessed, or something.
I'm okay with that. You don't really have to buy replacements for possessed appliances.