Dear 98% of the Blogoverse that is attending BlogHer,
Eff you. I hate you all.
Love, "No really I'm not bitter" Keely
Maybe you should have gotten your shit together 6 months ago and arranged to go to BlogHer.
Dear Universe at Large,
Can you please stop presenting me with blog material that, for reasons of morality and protecting the innocent and yada yada, I can't fucking blog about? Give me something I can use, yo.
Love, "Think of the children" Keely
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