Thursday
Jul232009
Dear Bitterness
Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 7:01PM Dear 98% of the Blogoverse that is attending BlogHer,
Eff you. I hate you all.
Love, "No really I'm not bitter" Keely
Dear Self,
Maybe you should have gotten your shit together 6 months ago and arranged to go to BlogHer.
Love, Me
Dear Universe at Large,
Can you please stop presenting me with blog material that, for reasons of morality and protecting the innocent and yada yada, I can't fucking blog about? Give me something I can use, yo.
Love, "Think of the children" Keely
Go see Kat for more bitterness letters!
Reader Comments (38)
Some of that stuff you can't blog about is the best. Sometimes I wish my friends and family didn't know about my blog.
I am so lame I didn't even know there was a Blogher until 2 months ago. Story of my life.
If you get a response from the universe at large please tell him (cuz you just know it's a guy) I've got a couple of things to say to him also.
Hah. I'm in that other 2%. I didn't go and I don't wanna go. So there. If I'm gonna go to the trouble to get away from my family for a weekend, I only want to meet bloggy pals that I converse with every day, not EVERY BLOGGER IN THE WORLD. The end. Wanna get some beers this weekend?
The Universe has been effing with me the same way this week. Mocking me with delicious things I cannot blog about. There needs to be a word for that. But I'm just not feeling that clever right now. Let me know if you come up with one. :)
I love the title of this post so much I want to marry it.
I'm bitterly at home this weekend also.
I don't even know what Blog her is? Is it like Bang her? LMFAO!
If it's any consolation, not only am I not at BlogHer, I am also swollen like a Macy's Thanksgiving Parade balloon. Come and eat frosting on the couch with me.
I'm with Otin: I honestly don't even know what BlogHer is. Except that I see "Member of BlogHer" buttons on several people's blogs, and now I'm reading a lot about it on Twitter (that, and ComiCon). Is it really just a bunch of female bloggers talking smack to one another? I can't imagine what goes on. Is it like the MLA of blogging? Are there presentations? Are there interviews? Sleepovers? Panty raids? I just don't know. But it sounds like it costs a lot of money just to get a peek at the face behind the text. And I'm poor. And selective. And I I have too much crap TV to watch.
I'm just glad I'm not the only bitter one. ;)
TOTALLY the stuff you can't blog about is the best. So many times while I was with my extended family the last few weeks, someone would tell a story and I would say, "Can I blog that?" and everyone would yell, "NO!"
lol
i'm just a wee bit bitter too about the whole blogher thing.
I'm not bitter about the blogher thing I'm so pissed I'm gonna drink vodka and eat bon bons all weekend.
We need to get it together and plan to go next year.
You have something to blog about you can't blog about?? Is it better than camel toe?
Bitter? You? No - not at all - don't worry, you're not alone - but I say Ef BlogHer!!! Who need it anyway right?
I'm having BlogHer regret too. Wish I would have gotten my shit together and gone. Oh well...next year maybe??
I am not a social butterfly so I am glad I didn't go to BlogHer. Too much pressure trying to make a good impression. I am really quite dull.
There's no one innocent here - go ahead and write your immoral post ... come on ... please?
Love you and letters!!!!!!
I wish my mil didn't have my blog address and actually read. I could fill so many posts with her weird stuff.
And yah, freakin' blogher snobs.
Your letter to the bloggers at BlogHer was a LOT less embittered than mine. LOL.
I 2nd slacker-chick...go ahead & write about it!
BlogHer next year, perhaps?
I'm going next year and it's going to CHANGE Blogher because I'm so awesome.
I also often have great blog fodder that I can't blog. Maybe we should start a secret blog so we can blog all of our unblogable stuff?
Blogher won't even let me in - they aren't taking new people right now. Or maybe I'm just not doing it right, I'm such an idiot.
I'm seeing stuff everywhere about BlogHer and am so jealous. I just found out about it like two weeks ago. Not that I would have had any money... maybe next year!