I can't even tie these together with a title, but there's a gift, if you like boots: Random Creepday Thoughts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 at 3:55AM 
I am hereby renaming Tuesdays "Creepdays", because they keep creeping up on me. So you know what time it is, right? It's time for Random Creepday Thoughts!
Um...which is the bloggy thing formerly known as Random TUESDAY Thoughts.
Anyway, if you're not familiar, where the hell have you been? And did you pick up the vodka I asked for?
Random Tuesday, I mean Creepday, Thoughts work like this: You have some random thoughts. You type them out. You grab the button, slap it on your post to make it seem like you MEANT to do that, and leave us a link so we can all join in your confusion!
I've softened somewhat and I'm trying to work things out with Mr. Linky. So in case he's discombobulated or absent, leave your link in the comments too.
That about cover it? Okay, I'll go first:
I woke up this morning with my hand down my pants. Um...what the hell? Did I turn into a dude overnight? Is there some subconscious concern that my lady bits might get up and leave me?
Even I wonder what the fuck goes on in my head sometimes.
Yesterday I had brunch with some girlfriends. We do it once a month - everybody brings something and we gossip and chat and chow down. (This month I made mojitos, in case anybody is wondering. What? I planted a herb garden for a reason). I wish someone had taken notes from our first brunch dates, which were like 6 years ago. Then we could compare what we talked about then to what we talk about now.
You know, in case we need another method to help us feel old.
Someone from Whooga.com contacted me to offer you guys a $30 gift card to spend on their website. All you have to do is enter the code UNMOMX30 into the promo box at the cart.
I shit you not. I'm now a discount code.
Whoogas are like Uggs, in case you're too lazy to click over. They look soooo comfy but personally, I can't pull off the look. Sheepskin boots with a skirt is never going to make me look anything but fucking ridiculous, but maybe one of you can manage to make it look 'quirky' or 'romantic'? Probably someone skinny?
Don't look at these before you go to bed. Or if you are still getting over some childhood fears. Or if you have children and don't remember how vivid and bizarre their imaginations can be. Or if you pride yourself on being 'normal' (in which case, get the fuck off my blog please) or are easily shocked, scared, or offended. Also, you probably shouldn't read the comments if you like the images, or if you really don't like the images, or if stupid and illiterate people offend you.
You know what? Just forget I ever said anything.
I just noticed this is my 200th post. Um, yay? I actually didn't think I'd hold it together this long. Sure, the rest of my life is falling apart and we've resorted to buying new clothes rather than tackle the mountain of laundry, but hey - MY BLOG MADE IT TO 200 POSTS!
This post from Michelle has had me thinking all day about how quickly information travels now. Do you ever watch old movies or tv shows and think, "This wouldn't be a problem if they had a cel phone". Or do you ever read historical novels and want to scream, "FOR THE LUVVA BLOG, WOMAN, JUST CHECK THE INTERNET!!".
No? Me neither.
Hubby has his own blog.
Yeah, that one's just standalone. I didn't ask for permission to direct you all there, and it's mostly comic stuff anyway (I can hear you yawning from HERE). But he just announced it a few days ago and I'm still a little blown away.
So on that note - it's your turn! Snag that button, get all random, go buy some boots! Happy Creepday!
Reader Comments (66)
Whats wrong with waking up with your hands in your pants? Everyone needs a hobby! LOL!
I'm sorry you crack me up so much that I am simply a broken shell on Tuesdays. Seriously. I can't come over here and not laugh.
And yes, I do think that way when I read books or something from pre-internet days. I'm thinking - Morons! Just look it up!
I'm also jealous. I wanna be a discount code...
Happy 200! Here's to 200 more.
OMG those are the most effed up pics of childhood fears! I was gonna take a nap today but not now!!
Woah, Mr. Creepday has his own blog and you didn't link us? Not fair.
I can't believe you're a discount code. The most I'd ever amount to is a losing soda bottle cap code. You rock.
I'm glad you kissed and made up with Mr. Linkster. You guys need each other.
I was perfectly okay with the "childhood fears" link until you got to the part about stupid, illiterate people. Sorry, I can't do that.
The pics were interesting, though.
Congrats on the 200 posts.
I woke up w/ my hand down my pants today to, but thats how I roll! lol Also...Hate Uggs or any thing resembling them!
Happy Creepday to you too.
Glad to see your Linky is back in action.
Al Bundy (Married with Children)... Need I say more?
Now, I'll be singing that crappy tune all day!
Happy 200!!
Yes Hubby's can usually stand alone, glad he's man enough to speak his mind too.
Total great randomness. I am so glad you didn't directly mention zombies this week. I was to chicken to click the link I shouldn't look at.
Mojitos with the girls? Sounds awesome! Let me know what to bring next time.
I'm a little chicken to look at your link, too, especially since my toddler is sitting on my lap. I'll have to check it out later, when I'm alone, which won't be until late tonight when everyone's in bed....maybe I won't go look!
Today definitely creeped up...have a good one.
Those pictures? Fit the Creepday theme perfectly. Happy 200, Keely,
Where's Mr. Creepday's link to his blog? We'd love to check him out...well, you know, not that way... ;)
Congrats on your 200th post and hitting the 'big' time by becoming a discount code! You ROCK! :)
Those were creepy pictures...good thing I looked at them before Princess Nagger entered the room - don't need her waking me up in the middle of the night with nightmares! :)
Happy RTT! :)
Haha! I woke up one time with my hands in my pants too! I guess it was too cold or something! LOL
Sheepskin boots? Hmm.. lemme go check! :)
WTF was I thinking even looking at those pictures when I know all too well that I am easily scared! I am freakin scared now! I know, I'm such a sissy! LOL
Congrats on your 200th Post! Yay! :)
I love Whooga.com's slogan.. "boots your feet will choose".. LOL Nah, sheepskin boots are not for me, it wouldn't fit in in this tropical climate we have..
You asked for raspberry vodka, right?
Sadly, I couldn't even put together random thoughts today. Instead, I had one thought and ran with it. Think I've missed two RTT's in the last 3 months or so.
Wow, a discount code! You totally rock!
The Internet has definitely allowed news to travel faster. Living in the US, we don't get a lot of international news. The Internet has opened that up dramatically.
Keely, you are one sick nutcase! Those pics are so freaking wild....but well-done.....but so sick....but artsy....aaagh!
Happy 200th!!!!
I know, I just hit 250 posts and I was shocked that I noticed. I sailed past my 100th and felt bad because I'm always seeing celebrations. I'll check out the Hubs blog, I like comics.
I'm in! I can comment! I'm so excited, I just raised my arms in the air and shouted "Yes!". I'm at work... I need to explain myself now..
oh those pictures.. they so give me goosebumps
And i know the feeling of rather buying new socks than wash them.. and only because.. the blog comes first:P oh i should move my lazy but and press the start button to that washing machine loaded up:)))..right away..or that can wait 5 more min:)
Happy Randomness!
That clown is going to scare me for the rest of the day.. so thanks for that! :P
Wow, those pictures are awesome. And really creepy. I'm kind of wishing I hadn't looked at them.
Congrats on your 200th post, that's great!! I luuuurve your blog :-)
Happy 100th! My husband is not allowed to have a blog. I am afriad he'd be more popular than me and then I'd have to divorce him.