Hey, it's not all bad. I once got hit squarely in the forehead by a soccer ball and let me tell you, that is the cheapest form of DIY chiropractic around. Your head may be lumpy, but doesn't your neck feel loose?
I bought The Young One a book called The Geek's Guide to World Domination. In it are Five Useful Phrases in Klingon - one of them is "Your mother has a smooth forehead."
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Hey, it's not all bad. I once got hit squarely in the forehead by a soccer ball and let me tell you, that is the cheapest form of DIY chiropractic around. Your head may be lumpy, but doesn't your neck feel loose?
If you start quoting the Rules of Acquisition, I'm sending help. And phasers.
I'm geeking out over here at the Star Trek reference!
Oh, ouch.
Now all you need is to be naked.
I bought The Young One a book called The Geek's Guide to World Domination. In it are Five Useful Phrases in Klingon - one of them is "Your mother has a smooth forehead."
i have nothing clever to say. but that does look painful.
I'm sorry. You can bash me in the head next time if you like.
OUCH!
So FoN is the culprit? I thought maybe it was X.
Or a cell phone.
Just saying.
Freaking OW, man. That makes my eyes water just to look at it!
I've never actually seen a lump on someone's head. It looks like you're growing a horn, lol.
ouch! that looks bad! i've only seen things like that on my kids - not adults! have three martinis and call me in the morning.
Hey, you needed something to write about, right? Sometimes the material disregards personal space.
I saw your title in my inbox and had to come running. Does this mean I am a geek?
I hope you feel better soon.
Dammit. Somebody beat me to the Rules of Acquisition. Add a couple bumps below it and you could pass for a Bajoran.
AWWW!!!!! Feel better!!
cute!
You totally pull off that look.
Ouch! That should help you have random thoughts LOL!
YOWCH!!! Thank god for blogging material, eh?!?!
oh no! that looks painful! I hope you are ok, how many fingers am I holding up???
Oh man! That looks like it hurts!
Better ice that... with a frozen margarita! ;)
Feel better!
See? This is why I don't exercise.
omg...ouch!!!
Are you ok??