My back aches a little, Friday Fill-Ins

1. Moving heaven and earth sounds like a lot of work. Maybe I could just move a piano for you or something.

2. If you need a piano moved, I'm free.

3. My best quality is sadly, not my ability to move pianos.

4. The planning of pranks is in the details. For instance, is that piano you're going to drop on them a baby grand or upright?

5. In nearly 10 years, I have yet to pull off a prank without maiming someone.

6. An Advil-vodka cocktail is what I need right now!

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to drawing up blueprints, tomorrow my plans include a series of ropes and pulleys and Sunday, I want to perform my opus!

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Comments

[Lisa]

ow! and yum to the cocktail!

Stop moving pianos. You're a mouse-slayer, not a vampire slayer! DUDE!

oh. and FIRST!

[Heather]

An Advil-vodka....Yeah, that sounds good too!!!

[Casey]

I'm suddenly feeling musical and scared.

[blissfully caffeinated]

Right now I'm kinda glad that we live thousands of miles apart. Nothing good can come of a series of ropes and pulleys attached to a piano.

And now I'm really missing vodka and Advil.

[K]

Excellent fill ins this Friday.

[Michele]

I could for for a Advil vodka cocktail right about now.

[The Dental Maven]

I'll take mine with a shot of Zyrtec on the side.

[The Mother]

I'd happily just skip the piano moving thing and open the ethanol.

[Angel]

This is super funny! I love your fill ins!

[Bex]

i always enjoy your friday fill-ins! you are just so so clever! i might hire you to drop a piano sometime. i'll keep your card nearby.

[robin]

Advil and vodka, the breakfast of champions! An piano movers!
Have a great weekend!

[Peggy]

I feel like shit and you just reminded me that I have grey goose in the cabinet...thanks Keely, you're the best! Really.

[Stacy (the Random Cool Chick)]

I've been thinking about buying a piano...wanna come move it for me? ;)

[Sammanthia]

Is there something going on with pianos this week that I don't know about?
I've never heard of an Advil-vodka cocktail. I may have to check my medicine cabinet to see if I have the stuff for this.

[Ellie Belen]

Are you sure you didn't have the Advil-vodka cocktail before you hatched your piano prank?

Love your blog. This is for you.

http://distractingminutia.blogspot.com/search/label/Distracting%20Minutia

[J. Leigh Designz]

great job!

[Sprite's Keeper]

You must be the first person to actually tie in all the fill in topics! Bravo!

[Captain Dumbass]

I spent yesterday with my FIL at Home Depot. He filled my van with a million little bricks. Pass the advil.

[Julie@Momspective]

I'm a fan of a Xanex/Miller Lite combo. Really takes the edge off. All egdes, actually.