My back aches a little, Friday Fill-Ins


1. Moving heaven and earth sounds like a lot of work. Maybe I could just move a piano for you or something.

2. If you need a piano moved, I'm free.

3. My best quality is sadly, not my ability to move pianos.

4. The planning of pranks is in the details. For instance, is that piano you're going to drop on them a baby grand or upright?

5. In nearly 10 years, I have yet to pull off a prank without maiming someone.

6. An Advil-vodka cocktail is what I need right now!

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to drawing up blueprints, tomorrow my plans include a series of ropes and pulleys and Sunday, I want to perform my opus!

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