I'd probably be a better conspiracy theorist if I wasn't so weird: Friday Fill-Ins

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I'm a little late today but...here we go!

1. Apparently there's some sort of conspiracy involving monkeys.

2. I'm suspicious of this sunny day. What does it want from me?

3. 2009 hasn't made any serious attempts to kill me so far.

4. For Y2K I hid under the blanket in the dark with a shotgun, but my home PC made one tiny burping noise and that was it.

5. For too long I've been locked in the darkness. Contemplating monkeys.

6. I am not obsessed with zombies; I am not! I think it's perfecting reasonable to assume that our government will soon lose control of an experimental drug that will convert 90% of the population into shambling, brain-eating corpses.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to staging a ninja style raid of several government agencies, tomorrow my plans include perusing the pictures I took and Sunday, I want to bust this monkey conspiracy thing wide open!

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