Drunken superheros need tofu love too: Friday Fill-Ins
Friday, April 17, 2009 at 5:03AM 
And...here we go!
1. Join me in a toast. Oh, whoops, I started without you. Several hours ago. The bottle seems to be empty.
2. Put a little spandex in your day! Or at least a fanny pack. C'mon, you know you want to.
3. Happiness is some warm tofu. No, not to eat. I like to sit in it.*
4. I woke up pierced, tattooed, and confused.
5. I'm waiting for some kind of revelation as to what I should be when I grow up. What's that? A superhero? Okay, if you insist.
6.Tofu is hard to resist. Sitting in.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to sewing my superhero outfit, tomorrow my plans include wandering around downtown looking for crime to fight and Sunday, I want to explain to my therapist why "The Tofu Avenger" sounded like a good idea at the time!
*You know, I keep waiting for an email from the creator of Friday Fill-Ins, Janet, asking me if I wouldn't mine please NOT PARTICIPATING. But it hasn't happened yet. I should probably check my spam box, I bet it's in there.
Reader Comments (24)
LOL. I think you have the best fill-ins!
You know the silken tofu is best used as a lubricant and the extra firm for sitting upon. And yeah, I know this from experience. What's it to you?
ew.
oh yeah. I see that. Tofu has such a cushion-y texture. And I bet it molds right to your ass.
Janet must like tofu.
You should fill your spandex outfit with the tofu. It could be like a bio-gel to help absorb impacts.
Yours are so much better than mine.
The Tofu Avenger is an awesome superhero name. Just don't abbreviate it to TA and put it across your chest... That might send the wrong message.
why is it that the only comment i can think of is, "Boing, Boing, Boing!!"
LOL...love your friday fill ins
The Tofu Avenger sounds more like a villain to me than a super hero, I don't know why.. LOL
I love your FFI's! :D
What happened to JS-Kit? Why'd you revert to the old commenting system?
Put a little spandex in your day!
That's great. Best line I've heard all day I think!
your friday fill-ins are always so much better than mine!
Tofu needs avenging? Huh. Learn something new every day..
Fanny packs should be outlawed. And tofu. Except for sitting in.
I would totally call on you if I ever encountered tofu that needed avenging...you'd be on speed dial for sure. ;) You always entertain with your Friday Fill-Ins! :)
All drunken plans seem like such wonderful ideas at the time don't they.
I'd like to see a picture of this new superhero costume. I'm sure it'll be beautimus.
This was very instructive, because I have never understood what tofu was for. Except I really like the word "tofurkey."
"Sitting in Tofu" would make a great title for something. Although the Tofu Avenger doesn't sound like it would strike fear in the heart of crime...or a cheeseburger for that matter.
i think we all need a little spandex in our day!
Is that firm, fried or frozen?
That just makes me want to drink with you while wearing spandex and a fanny pack.
Fanny packs rock. You should try putting tofu IN your fanny pack! Breathtaking!!