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    Friday
    Apr102009

    Happy Good Friday Fill-ins!

    ffi

    And...here we go!

    1. Anonymous...the ultimate cover name for internet asshattery.

    2. "Asshattery" is a WORD, Blogger. Stop underlining it like it's not.

    3. Let me embrace thee, sour adversity, I think you might taste like Jolly Ranchers.

    4.Remembering what concrete looks like is what I look forward to most about Spring.

    5. Who needs therapy when you've got wine?

    6. Those two bottles of shiraz MUST go into the Easter Basket! (What? It's my Easter Basket to myself. You don't do that?)

    7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to making more Easter baskets, tomorrow my plans include "coloring" some eggs (it's a euphemism, figure it out) and Sunday, I want to gorge on half-price chocolate!

    Reader Comments (24)

    It might be my life's goal to work asshattery into my everyday language :)

    These always kill me.

    April 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKathy B!

    The Jolly Ranchers line is a crack up!

    April 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterHeatherPride

    Wine is a wonderful elixir for everything. Ohhhhhh....chocolate bunny ears! nom nom

    Amen on number 1. Leave your name or don't bother leaving a comment.

    April 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMichele

    Love the Easter theme you brought to Friday Fill Ins...wonder what the bunny's gonna put in my basket? Not a big wine drinker so I hope he puts one of those huge Costco sized bottles of Grey Goose in mine. What?

    April 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterPeggy

    Gorging on half-priced chocolate.. that opportunity only comes 'round once or twice a year! (Well, if you're American, FOUR.. Valentine's, Easter, Halloween, Xmas.)

    April 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCDB

    Oh wine...

    Wait, I can give myself an Easter basket? I'll be right back.....

    April 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSticky (not too)

    Wine and half priced chocolate.

    Sounds like a fabulous weekend to me.

    April 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterK

    I didn't know I could give myself an Easter basket... I better get to that! If you love wine I suggest my most recent discovery it's called Da Vinci Chianti. It's only about 13 bucks at Publix and delicious!

    Let me know how you like it, if you try it.

    April 10, 2009 | Unregistered Commentergigidiaz

    We don't call it "coloring", we call it "fertilizing"...
    :-)

    April 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSprite's Keeper

    Mmmmmm Shiraz...I need to put some in my Easter basket, too... ;)

    LOL on SK's comment... 'fertilizing'... ;) Is that what your euphemism was? ;)

    I think I, too, will adopt the word Asshattery in my vocabulary...

    Have a great weekend and Happy Easter! :)

    Mmmm, Easter Bunny, or Lapin a La Cocotte with a nice pinot gris.

    April 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCaptain Dumbass

    next week you should work "asshattery" into every fill in. i don't think we use this word enough

    April 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJaime

    Asshattery is possible my favorite word.
    Happy Friday!

    April 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRobin

    Oh, half price chocolate is the BEST. I'm not buying any this year since you know, I'm all about HASAY right now. You should be too, you asshat!

    April 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCasey

    I love me some sour apple Jolly Ranchers. Adversity, not so much.

    April 10, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermrsbear

    I think adversity tastes like chicken, not Jolly Ranchers.
    I totally agree with number one- trolls can suck it.

    April 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSammanthia

    Back away from the chocolate....

    April 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterFoN

    Is asshattery like tomfoolery, only stinkier?

    April 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSteam Me Up, Kid

    :) Happy Easter! Asshattery, can I borrow that one?

    April 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBlogging Mama Andrea

    ...and I believe it's called "oenotherapy." Enjoy your Easter Shiraz!

    April 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterThe Dental Maven

    i love the word asshattery - which i learned on your blog! i use it in a sentence whenever i can.

    half price chocolate tastes better than full price chocolate.

    April 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBex

    Loved all your answers to funny! love the jolly ranchers.

    April 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnissa

    Happy Easter to you and yours!!!

    April 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTwisted Serenity

    If you've seen "Sex and the City" movie then I know EXACTLY what "coloring" eggs means. Luckeeeeeee!

    I've fogotten what concrete looks like, too.

    April 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAS Amber

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