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    Thursday
    Mar262009

    I bet we left a shotgun there, too

    This is a picture of me and my Dad. Me and my little plastic alligator shovel are "helping" him dig the foundation for a log cabin that he and a buddy subsequently built BY HAND.

    It's not hard to be the underachiever in my family, really. But I do it with style.

    That cabin was the source of many happy family times until it fell into disuse during my teenage years. My parents offered to sell it to my brother and I for a dollar if we would only maintain it, and we both turned them down.

    Which, in hindsight, was incredibly stupid, because when the Zombie Apocalypse happens I'm totally going to be kicking myself that I don't have a remote cabin in the woods to bug out to.


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    Reader Comments (35)

    Keely you have gotten me totally hip to this zombie craze.

    Yes it is a craze.

    Guess what I watched on tv yesterday? 2004 remake of Dawn of the Dead.

    Nobody lives.

    Just sayin'.

    (I'm like that spreading sunshine whereever I go! heh heh)

    March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterQuirkyloon

    I bet the zombies are living there waiting for their chance to take over the world!

    Love that shovel. Kid stuff is so cute. I wish I had a grown up shovel with an alligator on it!

    I linked you!

    March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBex

    So cute! Love your shovel.

    March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMichelle

    Forget the zombies! When I first popped over to your blog I could only see the picture -- no words. My first thought was that you were digging a grave!

    And you blew it! You should've maintained the cabin!!

    March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKathy B!

    that's very cool did you by chance have a story written about it in a school reader? I like these pictures. How odl were you?4?

    March 26, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterkyooty

    damn, you could have stocked that bad boy full of rations and fortified the hell out of it. it would also have been handy in case of russian a russian invasion. or the apocolypse.

    March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJenni

    LOL! that picture reminds me of my son. he SLEEPS with his wuvvel because i can't get it away from him!

    March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKelly

    I was going to say the cabin is probably ground zero for the zombie uprising but Bex beat me to it.

    March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCaptain Dumbass

    I had a shovel just like that until someone stole it when I was 7.
    So, um, where were you in the summer of 83?

    March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSprite's Keeper

    You should post the story of when you and Joanne tried to take a weekend trip there. I don't remember much of it, other than the "....and then we crashed" part.

    March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterFoN

    um.. I think the cabin in the woods is actually where the zombies first find people..then they move on to the urban areas.

    ..not sure about that, but if it makes you feel better about letting the cabin go, then good.

    :)

    March 26, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterwendy

    Your dad is so cool, I can't even build a tower out of blocks.

    My uncle built a log cabin over the span of 30 years. Seriously, 30 years and he only had it finished for about a month before he died. True story.

    March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCasey

    I wish my dad had been half as handy.

    Guess you better make a zombie back up plan.

    March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterK

    What a cool thing your dad did and yes when the zombies attack you are so going to wish you had the cabin.

    March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMichele

    That is a bummer that you refused them. I mean, a Zombie-free compound would be so useful. Especially after you built the perimeter watch towers and electrified the outlying chain link fence.

    March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterWicked Step Mom

    Man what a cool Dad! A log cabin? Macho! I like your little plaid jacket...woodsy!

    March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterPeggy

    My kid would flip for a shovel like that! I love the pic!

    March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterHeatherPride

    No way. Zombies come from graves you silly people.

    Can I buy it for $2?? I'll let you stay with me when you run from the zombies..

    March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterChurchPunkMom

    dude. Cabin in the woods is the opposite of where you want to be during zombie apocalypse. I can almost see the undead hands pulling themselves out of that soft dirt. Get yourself a hot air balloon. It's the only way to go. Trust me on this.

    March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSteam Me Up, Kid

    No way could you get me to go to a spooky log cabin in the woods during a zombie attack! Don't your realize that is where most scary movies take place?

    But it would be cool for hiding from the children...

    I weep for the tragic loss of the cabin in the woods.

    March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSherendipity

    Such a cute picture! My dad never let us "help" him. He was way to impatient!

    March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGinny Marie

    Such a little helper! It's not too late to build a Zombie proof cabin.

    March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKrista P

    Again - I agree with the above posters in that the cabin in the woods is not where you want to go to flee zombies. But if you still had that shovel it could come in handy as a weapon.

    March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterThe Bumbles

    Aw, you look so ready to act. Or was your finger up your nose? It's hard to tell...

    March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterFrogs in my formula

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