Well, now you're just being gross: Friday Fill-Ins


I got crap last week for not doing my Friday Fill-Ins. I didn't realize they were homework, ya'll. I guess I know what I'll be doing every. single. Friday. for the REST OF ETERNITY.

And...here we go!

1. Why do we have to shower when we're just going to get all nasty again?

2. Drinking out of the milk carton and eating food off the floor are now habits. I blame the toddler.

3. I have an appointment to get this seepage looked at tomorrow.

4. I had never heard the phrase "where's the beef" and it always makes me wonder if it's referring to a porno.

5. I just scratched it, the way I always do. I have no idea why it started bleeding.

6. How was I to know that busload of nuns was watching me pick my nose?

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to picking my toes, tomorrow my plans include chewing my fingernails and Sunday, I want to scratch my ass!