Well, now you're just being gross: Friday Fill-Ins
Friday, March 20, 2009 at 12:15AM 
I got crap last week for not doing my Friday Fill-Ins. I didn't realize they were homework, ya'll. I guess I know what I'll be doing every. single. Friday. for the REST OF ETERNITY.
And...here we go!
1. Why do we have to shower when we're just going to get all nasty again?
2. Drinking out of the milk carton and eating food off the floor are now habits. I blame the toddler.
3. I have an appointment to get this seepage looked at tomorrow.
4. I had never heard the phrase "where's the beef" and it always makes me wonder if it's referring to a porno.
5. I just scratched it, the way I always do. I have no idea why it started bleeding.
6. How was I to know that busload of nuns was watching me pick my nose?
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to picking my toes, tomorrow my plans include chewing my fingernails and Sunday, I want to scratch my ass!
Reader Comments (24)
Great answers!
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you answers are fun!
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I agree with you, Where's the beef? sounds like a porn title. And that is not a good thing.
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At least you chewed your fingernails BEFORE you scratched your ass...
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I was just out wandering around in the blogosphere and happened upon your blog and I think I spit some diet coke on the computer screen when i was laughing :) I'll be back for more!
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hey this must mean you're reading my posts?
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We Love you! You always make us laugh that's why we get all obsessive! Another great round of Friday fill in for ya!
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your posts always make me laugh! this one is no exception!!!
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Sure, blame the toddler. :)
You make me laugh so hard Keely! :) ROTFLMAO!
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Make sure you leave a little nail if you want to enjoy that scratching.
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EEEW...when was your body possessed by the spirit of a pre-teen boy? They love that "grosser than gross" stuff.
Sounds like a fun weekend!
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We were out eating with friends, and my husband ordered prime rib. When the waiter served him his meal, I said, "That's the biggest piece of meat I've ever seen!"
I never heard the end of it.
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Hilarious answers! Never a dull moment with you, is there? ;)
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How did I miss these? I love the Friday Fill-ins, they are awesome!
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I completely forgot about Friday Fill Ins until I got here. I didn't post today since my brain is just fried and I needed a recovery day.
I, too, eat food off of the floor and drink out of containers. Showers are pretty much pointless with the humidity here but I still give it a whirl now and then. Happy Friday.
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You should blame the toddler for everything because you are just practicing for when he becomes a teenager when you will really need to blame him for everything.
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Wow, that um sounds like a great weekend ya got planned there. Dare I say that my Mulletville weekend will be more exciting? Ah shit, nah.
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careful not to make your ass bleed tomorrow.
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Well, I love showers, but I've always wondered about making the bed. Really - what is the point?
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Ya you pretty much are being just gross but you're still one of the funniest mo' fo's I've ever not met!
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A busful of nuns watched you pick your nose? I don't think that's a sin until you flick it.
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This may be the best one yet!