I just knew their rewards program was too good to be true

I have to work all day today so I got nothin' for ya. Except this:

avons-derma-full-totally-looks-like-the-t-virus

Yes, despite the zombie fear, I have seen Resident Evil. I'll be avoiding the Avon Lady and her "free samples".

In other news, over at the new review blog I posted about things that vibrate and oral.*

*I'm counting on you guys being too lazy to come back and give me shit because I'm not really talking about what you think I'm talking about.