SuperKeely vs. the Scale Monster in the Heavyweight Battle of the Century!
Saturday, February 28, 2009 at 7:20PM When we last left our beloved heroine SuperKeely, she was battling Malaise and was questioning her ability to lose weight fight crime! Despite all her badass moves, the supervillain teamup of SickToddler and StomachFlu were getting the best of her!
Can our heroine get back in the battle, feel the burn, and blast through her adversaries? Is there hope for the rest of us if even SuperKeely can't overcome this dire situation??
SuperKeely lowers her head and calls upon her Super Power of Stubborn. No lousy eight pounds crime wave is going to defeat her! She dispatches SickToddler with a roundhouse kick (no, not really guys) and talks StomachFlu into turning himself in. Some day, maybe he'll even work for the good guys.
After the battle, SuperKeely remembers her sensei's wise words and goes back into training, determined to rid her ass city of the looming shadow of fat crime. One day at a time, she tells herself, one day at a time. There is hope on the horizon in the form of a one pound loss.
And maybe one day, she'll fit back into her tights and fishnets.
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(Not sure why I'm writing entirely in italics? Yeah, me neither)
Reader Comments (13)
SuperKelly vs Gout Girl?? I have a feeling you'd kick my ass.
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I'm throwing in the towel and joining my work's Weight Watchers group on Thursday. Ugh.
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I'm glad to hear that you're back to fighting crime. Here's to the future fishnets you'll be wearing.
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I do love italics. Good luck!
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you can do it, mind over matter :)
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Super heroines, unit! And I like the italics. It's very intimate.
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Glad your feeling better Keely!
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Go girl! You might inspire me to drag myself through sleet and snow to spin class.
Nicely done!
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You use italics, I use ellipsis...we all have our downfalls, right?
Your blog posts make me smile!! Even when my kids have spilled their grape juice all over my white living room carpet!!
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Hang in there...........
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You need to conjour up your super powers and zap that fat! We can do it!!!
ah, super keely, always inspiring. although I hear the stomach flu (for moms, not toddlers) can be good for loosing a few...
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