There's no theme this week: Friday Fill-Ins

ffi we go!

1. I'm shuckin', I'm jivin', I 'm...not really sure what either of those are.

2. Why do I have a lengthy list of things that should be possessed by me and not one single winning lottery ticket?

3. How does this washing machine work, anyway?

4. Every morning, I put a funny hat on my dog. Then I take a picture. Yeah, she's on medication.

5. I consider myself lucky because apparently if you shove a horseshoe up your ass that makes you "lucky". Um, not that I did that. Don't be silly.

6. One day we’ll see whether or not Christians are right or whether they should have gone with polytheism and covered more of their bases.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to watching my blog stats fall as the Christian population leaves in disgust, tomorrow my plans include mollifying the Christian population and Sunday, I want to start going to church! No, really....

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