Although I'm dying to know what the REAL story is
Thursday, February 19, 2009 at 8:35PM My oldest and dearest friend FoN has a game going on over at her blog Kids and Daiquiris.
Well, she's not my oldest friend. She's the friend I've had the longest.
Although she IS older than me. Just to clear that up.
Anyway. The game is to make up a story about what, exactly, is going on in this picture:
I bet you all have ideas, but shut up and go play the game yourself if you do. This is my story.
Eddie smirked at me and gestured with the hand not holding the sewing machine."Go on," he encouraged, "Take the picture."
"Dude," I pleaded, "We don't have time, the cops are standing RIGHT THERE."
"They won't even notice us," he scoffed. "They're looking for two escapees in orange prison gear, not people in black tie evening wear. Take it."
"Fine," I sighed, raising the camera. "But then can we go?"
"Of course," he said magnanimously. "Don't you feel silly for laughing at me when I packed this handy-dandy miniature Sew and Go for the prison transfer?"
"Whatever," I grumbled, snapping the photo. "What did you make that tux out of, anyway?"
"Tire rubber and prison bed sheets I had shoved up my ass."
"...I'm very sorry I asked. Let's go for pancakes."
Reader Comments (24)
Eww. You would think the tux would have been more brown and less black. What did that guy eat?
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I am so sad. For some reason the picture did not show up on my browser. Damn Firefox, or NoScripts or whatever.
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I can't see the pic either. Maybe up load again? Oh, and bwaahahahahah!!
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I can't see the picture either! Boo.
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(checked photo on FoN's site--couldn't see it here...) Very CrEaTiVe! :)
LOL....great imagination woman!!!
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ha! that's great! prison sheets and tires? i would have never guessed.
pancakes were the first thing i wanted to eat after having my first child.
(i couldn't see the pic either and linked of to FoN's site).
I am really sorry that question was asked too.. LOL
I have no picture. Must resort to imagination..... Ew!
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No photo for me either but, I enjoyed the post :)
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I'm just glad my ass isn't that big.
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Perfect story!
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You are a genius. I bet you could sell this to Prison Break.
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Man, that's really good. I do wonder what the real story behind this picture is. Because, why? Why would he be carrying around a sewing machine?
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I got to the second to the last sentence and almost peed myself. You're one sick (hilarious) puppy.
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I'd say you sewed that one up. :p
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You supplied a laugh when I really needed to laugh! ;) Thanks!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! You always come through with the funny...sick, but funny! ;)
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I think you nailed it! LOL!
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There's a lot of weirdness going on there but I can't beat you for creativity!
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OMG. I don't even care what the real story is. This is PERFECT!
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I came to find out what the da*n picture was after that elusive story.
I would have guessed this prom-goer picking up the very last package looted off of the UPS truck before the cops came was seriously disappointed by what was in the box.
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I can't wait to show this to hubby when he gets home... he works for UPS! Your story is dead on! lol!
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um...... you imagination.... um.... yeah..... you got one! :)
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