This is a Facebook chat I had with FoN the other night. I don't know what to write as an intro to this. Really, I'm just as appalled as the rest of you.
(Please come back)
FoN: I dreamt I killed Politika's cat
and then left the squished dead cat on their kitchen floor
Politika's Daughter found it and Politika was mad and asked me to leave
Do you think I have issues?
Well, clearly you don't like cats.
FoN: I do! My head is a weird place
Me: Do you? Do you REALLY?
FoN: I didn't kill the cat on purpose
Me: ....you just left it there for Politika's Daughter to find?
FoN: Well, yeah. Actually, I forgot about it
So you're violent AND you have memory issues...
Whatever, I once had a dream that the end of the world was coming and people were killing their children humanely so they didn't have to suffer and I didn't have children so I just found one to kill. You were REALLY upset with me.
FoN: Yeah, I would take issues with that.
No killing babies.
Adopt that as your motto
Me: You were killing YOURS.
You just thought it shouldn't be my job since it wasn't mine.
FoN: Well, thats my right as their mother
Me: Yes, exactly.
See? My head is a weird place too.
FoN: That's OK. If it happens, I'll let you kill one of my children
Me: Aw, thanks. But I have one now. I wouldn't be missing out.
FoN: Well, I have three, so that would be two for you and two for me!
J is wondering what I'm laughing at
I'm not going to tell her
Me: lol probably wise
She'd always be wondering if I was sizing her up for killin'...
FoN: Especially since she has a friend over
Me: A boy? Way to scare off any potential man-friends
FoN: I just asked her and she would prefer you to kill her.
I'm not sure how I feel about that
FoN: Now her and her friend are dividing up their friends
As in, who gets to kill who
Me: omg, your child is just as warped as us
I feel terrible!!
FoN: Clearly. I'm not sure how I feel about that either
Me: I feel like I should blog this whole conversation.
Nobody would ever follow us again.