Deep philisophical discussions
Monday, February 2, 2009 at 9:18AM This is a Facebook chat I had with FoN the other night. I don't know what to write as an intro to this. Really, I'm just as appalled as the rest of you.
(Please come back)
FoN: I dreamt I killed Politika's cat
and then left the squished dead cat on their kitchen floor
Politika's Daughter found it and Politika was mad and asked me to leave
Do you think I have issues?
Me: ....wow.
Well, clearly you don't like cats.
FoN: I do! My head is a weird place
Me: Do you? Do you REALLY?
FoN: I didn't kill the cat on purpose
Me: ....you just left it there for Politika's Daughter to find?
FoN: Well, yeah. Actually, I forgot about it
Me: lol
So you're violent AND you have memory issues...
Whatever, I once had a dream that the end of the world was coming and people were killing their children humanely so they didn't have to suffer and I didn't have children so I just found one to kill. You were REALLY upset with me.
FoN: Yeah, I would take issues with that.
No killing babies.
Adopt that as your motto
Me: You were killing YOURS.
You just thought it shouldn't be my job since it wasn't mine.
FoN: Well, thats my right as their mother
Me: Yes, exactly.
See? My head is a weird place too.
FoN: That's OK. If it happens, I'll let you kill one of my children
Me: Aw, thanks. But I have one now. I wouldn't be missing out.
FoN: Well, I have three, so that would be two for you and two for me!
J is wondering what I'm laughing at
I'm not going to tell her
Me: lol probably wise
She'd always be wondering if I was sizing her up for killin'...
FoN: Especially since she has a friend over
Me: A boy? Way to scare off any potential man-friends
FoN: I just asked her and she would prefer you to kill her.
I'm not sure how I feel about that
Me: LMAO
FoN: Now her and her friend are dividing up their friends
As in, who gets to kill who
Me: omg, your child is just as warped as us
I feel terrible!!
FoN: Clearly. I'm not sure how I feel about that either
Me: I feel like I should blog this whole conversation.
Nobody would ever follow us again.
Reader Comments (25)
Hmm, I'm afraid to comment since that Twitter chick got reported.
If the world is ending anyway and they were going to suffer, why not do it humanely? But then you might be getting punk'd and the world might not REALLY be ending and then you killed your kid and you'd have to go to jail. Hmm. I say leave the kids alone.
I have lots of strange thoughts, but I don't usually have friends who share in the process...
Maybe I need new friends?
She can come and kill my cat. It pooped on the new carpet. Again.
It's awesome to have friends close enough to be that...odd. Good for both of you (can I come over?)
I'm copying and pasting this. That way when Nancy Grace's crew shows up at my door, I can just hand over the copy.
Nancy will do the rest.
hmmm...you guys are weird!!! :)
You know, its conversations like that lead to my friends and I searching for human organs on eBay at lunch time.
Wow, yes.. are the dogs next? And what about the parakeets? Should they be allowed to suffer? How about FOX viewers?
I should probably stop there.
Ummm....
yeah.
I think dreaming about it is okay, as long as there's no actual doing. Besides, we all have weird places in our heads, just not everyone is as open about it. I once dreamt my unborn baby was actually a spiral cut ham and I was terrified someone was going to heat him.
Nah, I'll still follow you because it reinforces my weirdness. Also, the whole which dog to eat thing.
This post definitely shows your warped sense of humor! I have a fabulous award for your fabulous blog...stop by!
Yeah...alright we're odd. That's okay. It's good we're out of the closet now.
I feel better already!
I. don't. know. what. to. say... ;) (chuckles)
If I had any voices in my head, it would be the two of you... BWAHAHAHAHA! ;)
I won't even get into the kind of dreams I have...but that conversation was pretty messed up.
Dreams are weird, dude. Maybe yours especially! ;) Actually, having kids IS a passport to a whole new terrifying world of nightmares about something happening to them. I used to dream that I'd forgotten the baby in my dresser drawer.
Um. Okay, what are you guys smoking over there?
Somehow, I got it. Can I give it back now?
Well.. lol I have conversations like that with my friends... so Its not strange for me. But I love the fact your heads are as odd as mine!
Killing your kids is just wrong, unless they're the undead, but then they're kinda dead already and I'm sure they'd understand if they weren't driven by a mad lust to drink your blood. Anyway, any friend that's willing to kill with you is a friend indeed.
Captain Dumbass is a weirdo. I'm just sayin'.
;)
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well
yeah.............
What um....what were you drinking/snorting/smoking at the time?