The book of Exercis, Chapter 15, Verse 2
Sunday, February 1, 2009 at 2:13PM (And also with you).
On the first day, she did go out, and go to the gym, and it was good tolerable.
On the second day, she did go out, and go to the gym, and commend herself for her devotion, yet there was no burning bush, and no ray of light, save for that being sung on her iPod. And she was uninspired, and she despaired.
On the third day, she did go out, and join a group of mad people, and it was called Boot Camp. It was strenuous, and it did suck.
On the fourth day, she did rest,if you can call a full day of work followed by toddler antics "rest"because what kind of crazy person works out four days in a row?
because she was weary.
On the fifth day, she did worship at the altar of Nin Ten Do, and she did box her virtual enemies soundly.
And on the sixth and seventh days, she did string her racquet with the gut of a cat, and she did join in the feats of sport, and she did get her ass handed to her her best. And lo, whereupon she felt brave enough to try to conquer The Scale of Justice. But the Scale did defeat her.
That's it. This religion sucks, I'm converting.
Reader Comments (23)
Oh dear. See, this is why I don't "do" religion ;)
Hmmm. So do you prefer to worship at the altar of Nin Ten Do? Cause I am considering joining the cult of Wii..
Damn...I have been attempting the wii fit worship...I'm afraid it may end the same way.
Conversion is your only choice now.
Yup. Gotta move on. Try Epicureanism - eat, drink and be merry.
Argh! I just left a comment and it disappeared (or did it?)
It had to do with your post and the fact that I am in lust with Simon from American Idol...
How did it "go there"? You'll figure it out. You seem smart!
Anyhoozle, love the blog...your so clever I want to slap you (not really, but kinda)
It's more like the scale of injustice if you ask me, and obviously the work of the devil. Consider perhaps an Eastern religion...Buddha always looks very happy and I don't think he attends any tricep parties. I love this update.
You can always laugh at my ridiculous hair style. That will probably make you feel better.
Holy Moly! I think I'll stick with the cult that Robin's considering on joining...the Wii... ;) I laughed out loud while reading your post, so I had to read it to my hubby ('cuz he asked...) he laughed, too! ;)
That's it, I'm calling off HASAY if you did all of that work and gained two pounds.
Out damn scale!
Ummm....you've been tagged by me--see my blog for details! Please don't feel obligated to play if you don't do tags on your blog--Ciao for now!
Wow, I thought I was good making it to yoga this morning. And I will NOT admit that I'm sore from it. Nope.
Hey girl! I haven't read this post yet but I will. I just wanted to thank you for your birthday wishes! Hell to the YIZZLE I'll wait to age annnnny time! Be back tomorrow!
ROFLMAO! See, now you've made me feel guilty for not attending church AND not going to the gym. I've been told that The Church of Bonbons and Adult Fiction is nice...
I have been worshiping sloth for a little too long now. I'm beginning to look like a follower. I'm thinking eliptical machine/clothes hanger.
That was freakin' hilarious!
And may the Hasay be with you.
I like the religious take - very clever.
I think that the scales of justice muse have been bribed by the evil cult of something... not sure what, but I know mine are always being bribed and or kidnapped by the aliens.
I am part of the Wii followers. You can join us.
(Is your title correct? Just curious.)
Wow did you read what Casey said, our fearful leader is gonna quit us. Oh No!!
LOL....and where are your 10 commandments? Thou shall not weigh thy self....hee :)
I was saying, "and also with you" even before I read it! Boy that's good brainwashing...
Thall shall............... go to bot camp :)
I think you should convert. And I shall convert with you.
I did not work out last night. I have sinned.