What does the Canadian Mafia do when they want to send you a message?
Wednesday, November 18, 2009 at 7:26PM ...apparently, they put a moose head in your dumpster.
This week, there was a moose head in our disposal bin behind the office. As in, the severed head of a very large roaming land mammal.
Moose. Head. In our dumpster. What the FUCK?
Now, I know some of you think that we Canucks live it rough up here on the tundra, spearing stray narwhals and clubbing seals on our way to work in the morning, but we do indeed have cities. I happen to live in one of them, and my office happens to be downtown. Not a whole lot of room to be slaughtering animals that are the size of a Buick, y'know? So I can't help but wonder a) Where it came from and b) WHAT THE FUCK?
I'm not going to post a picture of this poor animals cranium here because some of you got grossed out when I posted a picture of a dead mouse. This is one vowel and about 75 pounds different. But I know there are at least a few of you that are going, "OMG ewwwwwwwww WTF that is so gross A DEAD MOOSE OMG well aren't you going to show me?"
No? Just me then?
Well here's the picture anyway. Click or don't click, I don't judge.
(I do check web stats though.)
Anyway, all I can say is - I WILL NOT BE INTIMIDATED. I don't care what kind of dead animal you put in our dumpster or throw through our front window*. I've been sick and really busy. You're not getting your artwork any faster, okay?
*Just a suggestion. My work day is pretty boring, barring the odd severed head.
Reader Comments (47)
Holy Moly, Batman!!!!!
I clicked - I couldn't help it. Less gross than the mouse, but...what the FUCK is right.
ok ewww. Maybe http://artsnark.blogspot.com/2009/11/my-new-favorite-chinese-take-out-place.html" rel="nofollow">the fortune cookie I got tonight was meant for you?
More importantly...where the hell's the rest of the moose?
Excellent point as usual Gretchen.
And Keely, that is it. Canada is so much weirder than I thought. You have got to get out of there! Maybe best to head down to Georgia and lay low for a while. Say the word and I'll send you some bus tickets.
That Poor Moose! I think though that I may have seen it's butt by the side of my Canadian Highway?
Stand firm, girl. Don't let them intimidate you. They have a pissed off moose spirit to fear!!
I clicked...I couldn't resist. Probably the most random story I've heard all week.
Sheesh, that's my cousin!
OMG, seriously! What the fuck is wrong with people!?
I'd fucking mount that mighty moose on my front door and tell the neighbours its Rudolf and you new Christmas decoration.
Its such a shame letting a Moosehead go to waste. Either that or make a moosehead stew. I believe its really tastey with lima beans and a side of green salad. I can look up my moosehead stew recipe if you like.
Its really no trouble at all!
WTH?! That's just random. You gotta be wondering, why?
And I clicked. I couldn't resist. Poor moose. :(
Well, I guess I'd take the dumpster over my bed if I had a choice.
That is insane. A moose head. Huh.
You Canucks sure know how to make things interesting. What exactly were you looking for in the dumpster? ;-)
Holy best scene in Godfather reference, Un-Mom! I did click on the picture. It didn't bother me. Is that bad? How does one enter the Canadian Mafia? guess the hunter wanted the body for meat, and didn't want to stuff the head. Did someone take it out? Can it still be stuffed? I would love a Moose head in my house. Take care.
Holy best scene in Godfather reference, Un-Mom! I did click on the picture. It didn't bother me. Is that bad? How does one enter the Canadian Mafia? guess the hunter wanted the body for meat, and didn't want to stuff the head. Did someone take it out? Can it still be stuffed? I would love a Moose head in my house. Take care.
I clicked. Had to do it. It actually made me feel sad. And little nostalgic for Northern Exposure.
I totally looked. Commence severed moose head nightmares.
But seriously. Why would anyone do that?!
You mean you didn't take it home to cook it up for dinner?
Yah, I looked. That takes the cake for weird krappe found in dumpsters.
Oh why oh why did I have to click?
Not even a proper burial.
I do so hope you spoke a few kind words over the dumpster.
He will be missed.
So you are saying if I want some head, I need to meet someone by the dumpster behind your office!? LMAO!
Poor Moose -- some jerks eh?? I can say that I am Canadian and worst thing in our dumpster (so far) is some old Christmas lights (recycle dammit!!!)
I was starting to think Canadians were normal people but this shot that little theory all to hell.