Muzzy headed spam and some internal stabbing: Random Tuesday Thoughts
Tuesday, November 17, 2009 at 4:02AM 
Oh, yay, it's Tuesday.
Sorry, I have a hard time mustering up any enthusiasm at the moment. My nose is really stuffed up and my throat is scratchy. I'm pretty sure I'm finally getting sick. It's probably the swine flu. So if you all get it (and you really should, it's the hottest thing) you can blame me. Maybe stop licking your monitor, just to be safe.
I know, I'm no fun whatsoever.
I've been getting a lot of anonymous spammy "click this link for viagra" comments, but only on this post from January. Like, probably 20 of them in the last 2 weeks. I deleted them all and closed the comments, which makes me feel all weird. What if someone desperately wants to say something regarding the diet and exercise plan I no longer follow??
We went over to my friend Elle's place for dinner tonight. I brought a sort of taco lasagne, and she added some random elements, including fries, steamed veggies, grilled pork and spaghetti. It was...eclectic. But good. She called it our "ghetto Mexitteranean dinner".
Mouse trap coffins. I wish I'd had these last year when I was hunting the rodent in our house. He was a warrior, he deserved a proper burial.
Still have a lot of work-related rage. Thanks for asking.
Basically I'm using NaNoWriMo as an excuse to neglect my blog, because I'm only up to 17,000 words. But hey, at least I have an excuse.
One of my ovaries is trying to kill me. From the inside. By stabbing itself. Seriously, wtf, ovary? You're supposed to be on my side. I'm pretty sure it's not a tumor because they looked for those, twice already, and I'm at least 75% positive you can't grow a whole tumor in less than a month.
Can you?
It's probably just gas.
Reeeeaaaalllly hard, stabby gas...
...aren't you glad you stopped by today?
Here, maybe you should check to see if your tattoo made it up here. If so...maybe invest in some long sleeved shirts.
Anyway, off to chug Neo Citran and slip into a mini-coma. Ahhhh, sleep, you beautiful little slice of death.
Link up, then use some hand sanitizer, you guys.
Reader Comments (59)
Cool idea for the odd things buzzing in your head to find a home.
Feel better ... and then get that ovary checked out.
I haven't had any spammy comments ... yet. Thank Heavens. Instead, I got hacked and someone posted on a few of the blogs that I follow that I suck things. We won't discuss WHAT things. People get their jollies in weird ways, don't they?
That's all I can visit. Have to go sanitize now.
Feel better soon. Mouse trap coffins--great thought no more mess, although I hope someone explains to the mouse that they have to go inside!
Feel better soon or you may start getting Tamiflu spam.....
By the way, the tatoo link was priceless (in a really icky way)
Feel better. I am off to sanitize. The tattoo link - yikes. Truly regrettable.
Hope you feel better soon..inside and out!
I wrote my post, read yours and completely forgot to comment or add to Mr. Linky. Apparently I left my brain someplace else this weekend.
Taco lasagna sounds delicious. You should share the recipe. I would love to try it. Hope you feel better soon!
Awww I hope you feel better soon!!
I am sorry you are not feeling well. Did they check for a cyst bursting? I had a cyst burst on my ovary and it hurt like hell. I was also throwing up constantly for three days until they figured it out. 'Cause of course I am a woman and the pain was all in my head....
My mother-in-law on Long Island has this friend, Cathy, who talks about her gas constantly. "How are you, Cathy?" "Oh good...but I was up all night with this teeerrrible gas. Oh my Gawd. It was just awwwffuuull..." But she's in her late seventies and so has an excuse. Just saying...
really hard stabby gas... I love it. Try Gas-Ex, it works.
Hope you feel better soon!
The refridgerator clean out casserole sounds um...yummy? I like this blog...Im totally down with work-related rage and the "little slice of death" you call sleep. Love that.
No licking the monitor? You took away my last vice. Damn you and your swine flu.
We just got our vaccination this morning. I was holding out, but after multiple attacks from o's pediatrician, I've given in. So, keep your piggy virus to yourself.
No licking the monitor? You took away my last vice. Damn you and your swine flu.
We just got our vaccination this morning. I was holding out, but after multiple attacks from o's pediatrician, I've given in. So, keep your piggy virus to yourself.
Stupid ovaries, Turning against their masters...errr.... mistresses. My whole uterus was against me. Then I realized that it just hated my IUD, so I had it removed. Voila... my uterus loves me again. I'm still not giving it another baby. I don't care how many of those "babies are so cute" vibes it wants to send my way.
This is my first week participating. I think I'll make it a habit. I always have all kinds of random stuff I need to blog about!
So Happy Tuesday.
[And I hope you feel better soon. -- Now must go find Lysol spray for monitor.]
Hope you feel better! First time playing..yea!!!!
I've been getting the same spam and I swear, I'm tempted to click on it. I mean, it's about boners. :)
I'm always glad I stopped by. What flavor is your monitor anyway???
I hope the stabby pain goes away soon. And the work rage.
Maybe you can channel all this into your novel?
17,000 words is a LOT!!! Great job!
Sometimes I feel like my kidneys would like out. Like they want to crawl right on out...sometimes I think about creating a path for them. Or maybe it's my ovaries. Or lungs. Something...
Feel better!
FYI, the monitor does not taste as good as advertised. A little dusty.
Hope you're better soon. :)
I generally only lick the monitor after Bakerella posts come through, but will abstain until the flu has passed by!
Feel better soon...here are some good drugs...catch!
There is an awful lot of pms and ovary talk on The Internet today. Wierd.
Hope you feel better. There is nothing worse that wishing your head and your vagina would explode at the same time in order to relieve you from your misery.
Sorry you are sick! I will run and get my Germx right now!
I think I've gone through a gallon of hand sanitizer already. My mother says I'm contributing to some new super germs and ruining my thyroid, but at least I'm not sick for now :) Hope you're feeling better soon!!