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    Muzzy headed spam and some internal stabbing: Random Tuesday Thoughts


    Oh, yay, it's Tuesday.

    Sorry, I have a hard time mustering up any enthusiasm at the moment. My nose is really stuffed up and my throat is scratchy. I'm pretty sure I'm finally getting sick. It's probably the swine flu. So if you all get it (and you really should, it's the hottest thing) you can blame me. Maybe stop licking your monitor, just to be safe.

    I know, I'm no fun whatsoever.

    I've been getting a lot of anonymous spammy "click this link for viagra" comments, but only on this post from January. Like, probably 20 of them in the last 2 weeks. I deleted them all and closed the comments, which makes me feel all weird. What if someone desperately wants to say something regarding the diet and exercise plan I no longer follow??

    We went over to my friend Elle's place for dinner tonight. I brought a sort of taco lasagne, and she added some random elements, including fries, steamed veggies, grilled pork and spaghetti. It was...eclectic. But good. She called it our "ghetto Mexitteranean dinner".

    Mouse trap coffins. I wish I'd had these last year when I was hunting the rodent in our house. He was a warrior, he deserved a proper burial.

    Still have a lot of work-related rage. Thanks for asking.

    Basically I'm using NaNoWriMo as an excuse to neglect my blog, because I'm only up to 17,000 words. But hey, at least I have an excuse.

    One of my ovaries is trying to kill me. From the inside. By stabbing itself. Seriously, wtf, ovary? You're supposed to be on my side. I'm pretty sure it's not a tumor because they looked for those, twice already, and I'm at least 75% positive you can't grow a whole tumor in less than a month.

    Can you?

    It's probably just gas.

    Reeeeaaaalllly hard, stabby gas...

    ...aren't you glad you stopped by today?

    Here, maybe you should check to see if your tattoo made it up here. If so...maybe invest in some long sleeved shirts.

    Anyway, off to chug Neo Citran and slip into a mini-coma. Ahhhh, sleep, you beautiful little slice of death.

    Link up, then use some hand sanitizer, you guys.

    Reader Comments (59)

    Feel better soon!

    November 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKat

    "ghetto Mexitteranean dinner"= pure brilliance. :) You could make it a tradition that keeps with the Random Tuesday theme.... sign me up for the Italaña GermAmerican feast!

    Feel better soon. I bet if you worked out it would go away like that. *snap* ;)

    November 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAmy@Bitchin'WivesClub

    Sorry that you are sick. :( I just went through that whole shitty process! 17,ooo words is not bad!

    November 17, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterotin

    The only time I ever achieve 17,000 words is when I'm talking on the phone with my step daughter. Actually, SHE is the one with all the words; no one ever lets me talk. It's amazing I have anything to say at all.

    Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you.

    Congratulations on the 17,000 words and I hope you feel better soon.

    November 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJan

    That is possibly the weirdest dinner, ever. Why wasn't I invited?

    November 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSherendipity

    Dinner sounds awesome. Sorry you're not feeling well. Thanks for the monitor licking advice. I'll tell my kids.

    I wrote about my ovary too. How random is that? One week from today I'm having a laparoscopy to find out why that little sucker is wreaking havoc with my life and causing me to have to live on Percocet. Hope yours gets better!

    November 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterElle

    ::::Sprays you with Lysol::::

    Get well soon!

    November 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJenni Jiggety

    The random dinner sounded like something..:) i guess most of our dinners are as random as that.. especially when I'm on my period and i am so off with everything.. ha:)
    Oh and get better with the flu!

    Happy Random!

    November 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDesign it Chic

    Feel better soon.

    November 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGillian

    At least you have excuses for your blog neglect. Swine flu, ovary stabbings, and Nano. All I've got is sleep deprivation and apathy.

    Feel better.

    November 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMrsbear

    Awwww! Hope you feel better soon!

    *keeping tongue in mouth and grabbing germex*


    Hope you feel better soon because it is hard enough to take care of a kid today nobody needs the added benefit of a head cold or swine flu or the plague.

    November 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMichele

    I changed my comments to word verif and then moderated and this morning when I woke...yep, viagra. I mean really, what spammer goes to those kind of lengths just to leave crap?

    Between viagra and the work at home in india I'm all set for life.

    November 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBlogging Mama Andrea

    hey! first time here!

    i heard someone else talk about that random Viagra Spam comment....must be going around!

    hope you are feeling better soon!!

    November 17, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterkado!

    While you can't grow a tumor in that amount of time, you can grow, and burst, a cyst, which is harmless, but quite painful. The bursting part. I speak from experience.

    November 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMiddle Aged Woman

    Sounds like an awesome dinner! If this was more of a mom blog, I'd ask for the taco lasagne recipe! But being called the Un-Mom and all, I won't ask. ;)

    November 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGinny Marie

    you need to show that ovary who's boss!

    feel better.

    November 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJenni

    Eclectic dinners are usually the best...I love smorgasbords! Hope your ovaries or gas stops stabbing you soon!! Feel better!

    November 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLaufa

    Those dinners are often the best!! Hope you feel better soon. Happy RTT!!

    My guess on the ovary pain is ovulation.
    Happy Tuesday!!

    November 17, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterkyooty

    Kado sent me over, I got the same spam last week on a post from June.
    It was really strange. I only had one so far but I know 2 others who got it too. FYI

    November 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJust Breathe

    Stabby gas. You could totally make a band name out of that.
    Taco Lasagne? I need to try that even if it kills me.

    November 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSprite's Keeper

    I'm sorry about the whole ovary/stabby gas pain. No fun!

    Could it be the taco lasagne? Just askin.

    Hope this week gets better!

    November 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterThe Crazy Coxes

    Stuffed up/scratchy throat/ovary/stabby gas...yipes! Feel better.

    Love the ghetto Mexitteranean dinner.

    Sorry you don't feel well! That totally sucks! I have that same ovary problem! It is my right one - no one can explain wtf is going on with it to me!
    get better soon!!

    November 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterD.M. Wright

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