Sunday
Oct112009
The stadium has a SPA, right?
Sunday, October 11, 2009 at 8:08PM So, as mentioned, tomorrow we're off to Winnipeg bright and early* to see Metallica in concert, and my MIL is staying in our house to look after our son.
I think I have everything covered on my checklist.
Black clothing and barely repressed anger...check.
Road trip snacks and Go Girl...check.
Clearly labeled box of dildos under the bed, nightstand full of bottles of booze, and medicine cabinet stuffed with arsenic and eyeballs...check.
Impeccably clean house ready to pass the white glove test...ah...well...fuck it.
It'll give her something to do.
*So, like, 11am.
Reader Comments (16)
Oh...oh no. That is just awful. Did you watch the painful video promoting that product?! Oy. Have fun at the concert!
Wow, what will they think up next? And how do you always find this kind of stuff? I always learn new things here.
You are one fun DIL ; -)
Have a great time at Metallica.
That's nice of you to give your MIL something to gossip about later!! It will make her stories to her friends much more interesting.
Metallica rocks!!! Have fun!!!
Enjoy the snow!
Oops, I meant show.
*snicker*
Who was the box of dildos for?? Are you sharing them with your MIL?
I am very intrigued by this!! HAHA!
That's the spirit!
Try to have a good time.
Have a great time! And don't worry! Any changes she makes to your toddler can be easily changed back, it just takes time.
LMAO! So incredibly awesome!
Hope you have a head bangingly great time at the concert
yah don't forget the ear plugs and head ache medicine :-) probably more for the MIL than you :-) kidding - have a blast
I hope you had a blast. And rocked out.
I hope you had an awesome time and that your MIL was shocked.
Hope you kids had fun!
So the question is..will she spend more time with the dildos or the housecleaning??
Have fun!!
Are you kidding me with the GoGirl? That's crazy. I can see it working if you're wearing a skirt, but what about pants? I don't think they've thought this through.