So, as mentioned, tomorrow we're off to Winnipeg bright and early* to see Metallica in concert, and my MIL is staying in our house to look after our son.
I think I have everything covered on my checklist.
Black clothing and barely repressed anger...check.
Road trip snacks and Go Girl...check.
Clearly labeled box of dildos under the bed, nightstand full of bottles of booze, and medicine cabinet stuffed with arsenic and eyeballs...check.
Impeccably clean house ready to pass the white glove test...ah...well...fuck it.
It'll give her something to do.
*So, like, 11am.