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    Thursday
    Jan082009

    Or possibly you're flashing me? Either way, UNHELPFUL

    The other day I was at work and required a fire extinguisher symbol for what I was working on. It's often always just easier to google it than to venture into our vast and labyrinthine archives. There are scary things in there.

    While I was at it, Google spat forth this image, which is the international symbol for "fire blanket". Apparently.

    I mean, obviously that's what it is. Because when I first saw it the first thing that sprang to mind was NOT "Omigod! OMIGOD! What are you doing?? Can't you see my fucking LAP is on fire? You bastard, are you just going to stand there at your desk and lecture me? AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!"

    No...that would just be silly.

    Reader Comments (28)

    LMAO!!! Yeah...that would just be silly!

    January 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterHeather

    So funny! That's exactly what I thought... that dude was sitting at his desk while the guy's crotch was on fire!
    Could be a good warning label on condoms for STDs.... This could happen to you!!!

    January 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRobin

    I have to admit I saw that and my thoughts went a little further into the obscene range. Robin had the same idea I did. Apparently, we all have to get our minds out of the gutter. Did you find out why the international symbol for fire blanket features a man with his crotch on fire?

    January 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnne

    I'm pretty sure the image on the right is the international sign for STD's.

    January 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCameron

    Bwwahahaha! There has got to be a reason why the 'international' symbol has never been seen by anyone. That is too funny.

    And, for the record, Clamato is NOT disgusting! What kind of Canadian are you, anyway? I'm off to tell Casey I mix it with my beer now. She'll love that.

    January 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterFon

    Nothing worse than crotchfire, really.

    January 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKelly

    First thing I thought of was Steve Austin lying on the floor with his bionic leg on fire and Oscar Goldman is behind his desk going put that shit out you $6 million dollar bitch. But that's just me.

    January 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCaptain Dumbass

    Seriously? That's the best we could come up with.

    Very funny.

    January 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterK

    Ha, well next time I'm near a sex club, I'll remember that warning sign and stay away.

    January 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCasey

    Person on floor is flashed. Person on floor says "Dude, you've made me so hot that I'm on FIRE for you."

    January 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDebbie

    now that is what I call a fire hazzard - you can so totally assume that this was thought up in America, the Europeans are way more smarter - I think.

    January 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKrystal

    ahahahahaha... that is AWESOME.

    (not a very exciting comment, but a very true/genuine comment nonetheless)
    :)

    Stop, drop, and roll, baby...
    ps) that dude kind of looks like a cellphone with arms

    January 9, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterlayoder

    wow! that guy is gonna need so much more than a blanket! ;)

    January 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterChat Blanc

    I was going to say the same thing. It looks like his crotch is on fire!

    January 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJonny's Mommy

    Oh God, that is funny! I don't even know what to say--so I'll just laugh... *giggles*

    January 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterNicole

    ahahahahaha!

    Or, maybe it is some kind of international symbol for VD, as in "I'll using this protective sheild on my crotch since your's is clearly infected with the fiery rage that is the clap."

    January 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJenni

    LOL...hysterical!

    January 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKristy

    O my gosh that's so funny. Looks like an ad for a yeast infection cream.

    January 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAmber

    LMAO. OMG LMAO.

    January 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterFrogs in my formula

    I wonder what that sign would mean in the high shcool where I work?

    Miss, miss PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! Look, I set myself on fire!

    Wow, I was just working on a serious post and you totally broke my concentration. If I knew how to draw up badges for that, I would so spam you with one. Too funny!

    January 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSprite's Keeper

    lol.. :D I officially think I'm some kind of a sick pervert... lol! :D

    January 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAne Fallarme

    Love that sign!

    January 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDr Zibbs

    Despite the long list of blogs I subscribe to on Google Reader, it's every day my stomach hurts from laughing out loud at one of the posts I happen to be reading. Oh Un-Mom, you make my abbies hurt!

    January 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAli-Pants
    January 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDebbie

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