Body Snatchers and the Impending Apocalypse: Random Tuesday Thoughts

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I can't believe it's been a week. How time flies when you're stuck in a small town. Doing nothing. At all.

Anyway...

I looked into the vegetable crisper this afternoon and saw what I thought was an orange. It looked a little dilapidated. Then I realized it was actually a tomato of the orange-skinned variety. You know, the kind I grew in my garden this summer?

Yeah. That's how long it's been sitting there. I didn't want to touch it in case it had become sentient and touching it would compromise its structural integrity, releasing the spores of a new, mind-controlling, life form into the air. So, naturally, I made hubby do it.

He seems fine so far. I'll check the back of his neck for any tell-tale Body Snatcher marks later.

Tonight the dog rejected her dinner. I'm pretty sure that's like, the third sign of the impending apocalypse or something. Right after I write this post, I'm going to stockpile canned food and guns.

The guns might be hard to come by, but you don't ignore signs like that.

I don't think I'm going to spend much time on Twitter anymore. It's kind of fun, but the other night something happened that is still bothering me. Mostly because I don't know how to feel about it. Someone tweeted something about their child that I personally interpreted as a very frustrated mother venting (on the internet..shouting into the wind...where it BELONGS), but someone else became concerned with it. That someone else retweeted it to their (considerably more) followers, and someone took it upon themselves to call the authorities. The tired and frustrated mother ended up with a police visit.

I don't know about your area, but even the most baseless allegation here can cause miles of red tape and investigations. Obviously the person was just concerned for the child, and I get that. But you don't KNOW anybody over the internet, MUCH LESS in the 165 characters that Twitter allots you. At least if I write something here in the blog that inspires someone to call the authorities on me, it'd be in context - y'know?

Also, with the phishing scam I'm terrified someone will hack my account and tell the world I secretly pick my nose.

Not that I DO that, of course. It would all be lies. I don't know what made me think of that, it was just off the top of my nose. Er, my head! Off the top of my head.

No, I don't know why I sound nasal. Look, you don't know me, okay??

This whole "no snacking" thing SUCKS. I caught myself with a handful of Goldfish halfway to my mouth at least twice today (the crackers, not the actual fish. But, yum, SUSHI....).

I think hubby wants sex. So, gotta go.

...out.

HA!

Just kidding. I should really check him for Tomato Body Snatcher marks, though, because sex with a tentacled alien sounds...well, kind of kinky, but y'know, unfaithful too. Even if it IS his body.

Is this one of those days I should have stopped while I was ahead?

Probably. Too late! Your turn! Grab the button, write a random post, and leave a comment so I can link you up!

And the wayward for the week are:

1. Casey at Half As Good As You (the Pissed Off and Hilarious edition)

2. Julie at Cool Mom Guide (I heart her too!)

3. Michelle at Michelle's Blog (who shouldn't worry so much!)

4. Kelly at Per Se (Wiener dogs: always good blog fodder)

5. Tiffany at My Random Wisdom (indulging like the rest of us!)

6. Ginny Marie at Lemon Drop Pie (um, missed that earlier Ginny Marie, so sorry! You know I love ya!)

7. FoN at Kids and Daiquiris (she was busy actually USING her brain)

8. Jonny's Mommy at Boondock Ramblings (who I also missed, gah, I just suck this week)