Friday Fill-Ins, please don't call the authorities because I'm mostly joking. Mostly.

And...here we go!

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1. I'd really like my personal waiter to show up with my drink right now.

2. "Oh my, that stings" is the word you'd most often hear me say if I stubbed my toe. Seriously. I have no fucking idea how I got nominated for "Best Use of a Cuss Word" over at Mom Dot. Nor do I think you should go vote for me, because clearly I do not belong there.

3. Possession is a good way to end up doing community service. Or to make friends.

4. I maybe had a teensy crush on Captain Jack Sparrow when the first movie came out, but I'm so over him. Really.

(Call me, Cap'n Jack!)

5. Marshmallows and fire go together like most things and fire, with the burning and the screaming and the melting. And the tastiness afterwards.

6. Please stop me, or I'll just go on and on.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to toasting some marshmallows or possibly some arson, tomorrow my plans include posting bail and Sunday, I want to celebrate my freedom!