Friday Fill-Ins, please don't call the authorities because I'm mostly joking. Mostly.
Friday, January 30, 2009 at 12:01AM And...here we go!
1. I'd really like my personal waiter to show up with my drink right now.
2. "Oh my, that stings" is the word you'd most often hear me say if I stubbed my toe. Seriously. I have no fucking idea how I got nominated for "Best Use of a Cuss Word" over at Mom Dot. Nor do I think you should go vote for me, because clearly I do not belong there.
3. Possession is a good way to end up doing community service. Or to make friends.
4. I maybe had a teensy crush on Captain Jack Sparrow when the first movie came out, but I'm so over him. Really.
(Call me, Cap'n Jack!)
5. Marshmallows and fire go together like most things and fire, with the burning and the screaming and the melting. And the tastiness afterwards.
6. Please stop me, or I'll just go on and on.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to toasting some marshmallows or possibly some arson, tomorrow my plans include posting bail and Sunday, I want to celebrate my freedom!
Reader Comments (32)
LOL! :D this is the reason why I keep coming back here and to your other blog! :D I am officially stalking you... :D lol! You are hilarious! :D
I love Johnny Depp, but I'm not so crazy about his character Captain Jack Sparrow, he looks all dirty and he looks like he's got bad breath or something... just saying... :D
"oh my, that stings"??? Ya, that's exactly what I'd say, too. Number three is my favorite, though.
I like your sense of humor!
Oh Friday, how I love you so. Well, only because you bring on the Saturday but, you know, we all have to be used for something.
The marshmallow torture imagine is going to be burned into my brain today. So, thank your for the laugh!
Stop! :-)
"Oh my, that STINGS!" hmmm ....I like that! lol
Linda
LOL Thank you I needed a great laugh this morning!! Have fun!
Yeah. Have that waiter bring me one too, would ya? I got the tip. Thanks.
You're right...fire does go with everything. It's like blue jeans!!
I love the last one! This is why I keep coming back!
If you get that waiter, let me know and I'll fly up to join you. There were some people in possession at the concert last night and it wasn't the worst smell I've ever taken in. It was weird though, considering the crowd.
Call me for bail.
Can you try and post bail before Saturday morning? We have that goofy dance class, remember.
Can I borrow your personal waiter? I'd really like my coffee refilled without getting off my fat ass to do it.
How much do you think bail is these days for burning down someone's house while making smores?
(Mmmm.... smores!)
zomfg! now I'm craving smores, with extra crispy marshmallows!!! :P
Can I come to your marshmallow arson party? Sounds awesome!
You won't need bail, you can use me as an alibi.
hahaha@#2
Hmm...arson
Have a good weekend
BEST fucking answers so far; you deserve an award!
My brother once dropped a burning marshmallow on his bare foot. It's an impressive scar.
I love the way you think! Sometimes I think you and I were separated at birth, only you're the cooler twin... ;)
Ha!
The thing I say most is crap...or OH fart..
and yet, I can cuss like a sailor if need be...
You always make me laugh chickie!!
cussing or not!!
Oh, and I will pitch in for bail..lol...
but I want the WHOLE story on how you ended up in the klink...
LMAO! Oh Keely, you are a so funny! I love to stop by for a good dose of humor... :) *belly laughs*